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Time Out Asshole Keychain - For When You Need a Moment (Or Several) - Customizable Back
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Let's be real, sometimes you need to call a hard stop on someone's behavior. This keychain is a humorous (and slightly aggressive) way to establish your boundaries. "Time Out Asshole" isn't just a phrase, it's a declaration. It's a testament to your ability to assert yourself with a touch of humor (and a clear message). And because we know you've got more to say about your need for personal space, the back is ready for your personalized brand of boundary commentary. Engrave "Do not disturb, unless you're bringing snacks" or "My patience is currently unavailable" or maybe just a detailed list of all the things that are triggering your "time out" response. The choice is yours, you magnificent master of self-preservation.
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Stainless steel dog tag shaped keychain
Measures roughly 2.5-2.75 inches top to bottom
Can be personalized on matte finish reverse side
Laser engraved so will not fade or rub off
Made to order in our Michigan, USA studio
Features:
"Time Out Asshole" Engraved Front:
Because sometimes you need to be direct.
Time Out Hand Gesture Graphic:
To visually emphasize your need for a break.
Blank Customizable Back:
For your personalized brand of boundary commentary.
Durable Stainless Steel:
To withstand the weight of your frustration.
The Perfect Gift:
For that friend who's always setting boundaries (or needs to start).
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