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I Had Two Shits To Give But I've Already Used Them Both Funny Sarcastic Sign - Multiple Sizes
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Express your utter lack of concern with this hilariously blunt "I HAD TWO SHITS TO GIVE BUT I'VE ALREADY USED THEM BOTH" sign. Perfect for those days (or lives) where your capacity for caring has been completely depleted, this sign delivers a clear and humorous message. This sign makes a funny and relatable gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates straightforward sarcasm and has reached their limit. It's a great addition to offices, living rooms, bedrooms, or anywhere you want to subtly (or not so subtly) convey your current level of give-a-damn. Available in multiple sizes, you can choose the perfect fit to mildly express your apathy or make a bold and funny statement about your depleted reserves.
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CANVAS 3x3x0.4375 IN
CANVAS 4x4x1.5 IN
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CANVAS 6x6x1.5 IN
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CANVAS 12x12x.5 IN
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WOOD BLOCK 3.5x3.5x.75 Inches
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WOOD BLOCK 5x5x.75 inches
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FRAMED SIGN 10x10x1 Inches
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WOOD WALL SIGN 5x5x.75
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WOOD WALL SIGN 8x8x.75
(+$22.00)
WOOD WALL SIGN 12x12x.75
(+$34.00)
PANEL CANVAS 4x4x.125
PANEL CANVAS 5x5x1.25
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PANEL CANVAS 6x6x.125
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PANEL CANVAS 8x8x1.25
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PANEL CANVAS 10x10x1.25
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PANEL CANVAS 12x12x1.25
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"I HAD TWO Shits TO GIVE BUT I'VE ALREADY USED THEM BOTH" design in a bold, no-nonsense font with decorative dashes.
Available in a variety of sizes.
A funny and relatable gift for those who are fresh out of cares to give.
Perfect for offices, living rooms, or bedrooms.
Gift Suggestion:
Funny gift for a stressed friend, a humorous white elephant gift, a relatable present for a tired coworker, a lighthearted acknowledgment of burnout, or a self-aware statement piece for your own space.
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