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Don't Make Me Poison You Sign - Funny Kitchen Humor - Multiple Sizes
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Add a touch of dark humor to your kitchen with this funny "Don't Make Me Poison You" pie sign. Featuring a retro-style graphic of a woman and a seemingly innocent pie, this sign playfully suggests the consequences of crossing the chef (or just being annoying!). This sign makes a hilarious gift for bakers with a sharp wit, a funny housewarming present for those with a slightly menacing sense of humor, or a quirky addition to your own kitchen if you like a bit of playful threat with your baking. Available in multiple sizes, you can choose the perfect fit to display on a countertop, shelf, or wall. It's a lighthearted way to warn others (or just make them laugh).
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Humorous "Don't Make Me Poison You" message with a retro woman and pie graphic.
A funny and quirky piece of kitchen decor with a hint of dark humor.
Available in multiple sizes to suit any kitchen.
Perfect for kitchens, dining areas, or break rooms.
A great gag gift or funny gift for bakers.
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