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Set clear (and hilarious) boundaries with our Dont Knock Unless You Married You Birthed You Or Ordered Food From You sign! This witty and direct decor piece features a humorous message perfect for those who value their peace and quiet, with specific, playful exceptions. The bold text and charming leaf accents add a touch of inviting rustic humor. This sign makes an excellent gag gift, a unique present for friends who appreciate sarcasm and alone time, or a fun addition to your entryway, office, or any space where you want to deter unwanted interruptions.
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RECT-HORZ-BW-DONTKNOCK625
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6x4x.125 Canvas Panel
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Humorous & Direct Message:
Features the funny and clear phrase Dont Knock Unless You Married You Birthed You Or Ordered Food From You.
Rustic Charm:
Includes subtle leaf accents for a welcoming touch.
Ideal Gag Gift:
Great for friends who enjoy sarcasm, appreciate their personal space, or love a good laugh.
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