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Did I Shit My Pants Today? Keychain - For When Perspective is Key (And Slightly Gross) - Customizable Back
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Let's be real, sometimes life throws you curveballs. But amidst the chaos, it's important to remember the simple things. This keychain is a hilarious reminder that even on the worst days, things could always be worse. "When Things Seem Especially Rough Just Ask Yourself 'Did I Shit My Pants Today?' And If The Answer Is No, You're Doing Just Fine" isn't just a phrase, it's a philosophy. It's a testament to your ability to find humor in the face of adversity (and bodily functions). And because we know you've got more to say about your daily struggles, the back is ready for your personalized brand of relatable despair. Engrave "My standards are low, but my pants are clean" or "Adulting is hard, but at least I'm not shitting myself" or maybe just a detailed list of all the things that are not currently residing in your pants. The choice is yours, you magnificent survivor of the daily grind.
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Stainless steel dog tag shaped keychain
Measures roughly 2.5-2.75 inches top to bottom
Can be personalized on matte finish reverse side
Laser engraved so will not fade or rub off
Made to order in our Michigan, USA studio
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"Did I Shit My Pants Today?" Engraved Front:
Because sometimes you need a gross reality check.
Blank Customizable Back:
For your personalized brand of relatable despair.
Durable Stainless Steel:
To withstand the weight of your daily struggles.
The Perfect Gift:
For that friend who needs a reminder that things could always be worse (in a hilarious way).
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