Tired of sugarcoating things? Do you prefer your truth served straight up, with a side of stainless steel? Then this "Bullshit" keychain is your spirit animal in keychain form. It's the perfect way to cut through the fluff and say what everyone's thinking (but maybe too polite to say out loud).
This isn't just a keychain; it's a tiny, shiny truth bomb. Crafted from high-grade stainless steel (because your honesty deserves the best), this little tag is as durable as your unwavering ability to spot... well, you know.
And because we know you're a unique individual with your own special brand of "bullshit" detection, the back of this keychain can be personalized! Add your name, a witty retort, or a reminder to always call it like you see it.
Why you absolutely NEED this keychain:
- Unapologetically Honest: Because sometimes you just need to say it like it is.
- Personalization Power: Make it uniquely yours! (Keep it classy-ish, folks.)
- Stainless Steel Strength: Tough enough to survive your most "bullshit"-filled days.
- Perfect Gift for Your No-Nonsense Friends: Spread the truth! (And maybe a little bit of sass.)
- Conversation Starter: Prepare for knowing nods, shared eye rolls, and maybe a few high-fives.
- Shiny and Distracting: Keeps you entertained while waiting for... well, anything that involves "bullshit".
- Great Gifting Idea: Perfect for birthdays, work anniversaries (for those who've seen it all), or just because your friend needs a little dose of reality.
Order now and let your keys speak the truth! (And maybe find them more often.)
These long rectangle with heart cut stainless steel key chains are laser engraved which means the design will not rub away or fade. Made for years and years of use.
The thick engraved stainless steel blank measures 2 x .5 inches. It is securely attached to a stainless steel round one inch key ring.
The back of the key chain can be engraved with your own message, names and/or dates. There is not a character limit on text but keep in mind the more wording the smaller the font keep to just a couple shorter lines.
These make great stocking stuffers and gifts as well as for school banquets, secret santa and promotional giveaways. Email us about quantity discounts.
If you do not see what you are looking for drop us an email and we would love to work with you on a design.
