For those days when getting out of bed feels like an extreme sport. This funny keychain features “Everything Hurts and I’m Dying” for anyone who believes a little dramatic exaggeration makes aches, pains, exhaustion, and getting older at least slightly more entertaining.
It’s a hilarious gift for your best friend, sister, brother, mom, dad, husband, wife, coworker, gym buddy, running friend, or anyone who regularly announces that their back hurts for absolutely no reason. Perfect for people with a sarcastic sense of humor and anyone discovering that sleeping wrong can apparently become a legitimate injury.
Give it for a birthday, milestone birthday, Christmas, stocking stuffer, Secret Santa exchange, white elephant party, coworker gift, gym gift, running gift, or simply because someone you know woke up sore again.
The back can be personalized with a name, date, initials, inside joke, short message, or your own custom wording to make it an extra-fun personal gift.
