Some life advice is inspirational. Some is profound. And some is simply “Do not be a doucher of canoes.” This funny keychain delivers a ridiculous, sarcastic reminder to behave yourself—or at least try.
Perfect for anyone who loves weird sayings, dry humor, sarcasm, and gifts that make absolutely no sense until they somehow make perfect sense. Give it to your best friend, sibling, coworker, husband, boyfriend, wife, girlfriend, camping buddy, or that one person who occasionally needs a gentle reminder not to be that person.
It makes a hilarious birthday gift, stocking stuffer, Secret Santa present, white elephant gift, coworker gift, friendship gift, camping gift, canoeing or kayaking gift, or just-because surprise for someone with an offbeat sense of humor.
The back can be personalized with a name, date, initials, inside joke, short message, or your own wording to make it even more personal.
