Sometimes the best part about home is exactly who ISN’T there! This funny stainless steel keychain features the sarcastic saying “Home Is Where Them F*ckers Ain’t” in a bold decorative design.
Perfect for introverts, homebodies, people who would rather stay home, antisocial friends and anyone who appreciates a little inappropriate humor. It makes a hilarious gift for a best friend, coworker, sister, brother, spouse or anyone whose favorite plans are canceled plans.
Give it for a birthday, Christmas, housewarming, stocking stuffer, Secret Santa, coworker gift exchange or just because you found something that perfectly matches their personality.
The back can be personalized with a name, date, funny message, inside joke or other custom wording to make it even better.
AVAILABLE STYLES & SIZES
1. Stainless Steel Round Keychain
30mm (1.18") stainless steel disc
1" key ring, finished size approximately 2.5" long
2. Stainless Steel Heart Keychain
Heart measures approximately 1 5/16" wide x 1 1/4" tall
1" key ring, Finished size approximately 2.5" long
3. Stainless Steel Dog Tag Bottle Opener Keychain
Tag measures approximately 2 1/4" x 1 3/16"
1" key ring, Finished size approximately 2.75–3" long
Functional bottle opener design
4. Rose Gold Round Keychain
30mm (1 3/16") round disc
Rose gold key ring and lobster clasp
Finished size approximately 3.5" long
5. Feather Bookmark with Stainless Steel Charm
Bookmark measures approximately 5" long
Includes 19mm (3/4") stainless steel disc charm
6. Stainless Steel Charm Bead
15mm stainless steel disc, hangs 1" down
Compatible with most European-style charm bracelets
Bail opening approximately 5mm
7. Stainless Steel Wallet Card Bottle Opener
Measures approximately 3 3/8" x 2 1/4"
2mm thick stainless steel
Functional bottle opener design
