Nursery rhyme meets wildly inappropriate life advice. This funny sign reads “Hey Diddle Diddle Aim For The F*cking Middle” and is made for anyone who believes setting reasonable expectations is a perfectly valid approach to life.
With a mix of classic typewriter-style lettering and flowing script, the sweet-looking design makes the unexpected punchline even better. It’s a fun choice for anyone who loves sarcastic humor, profanity, inappropriate sayings, and decor that definitely doesn’t take itself too seriously.
Perfect for an office, home, workspace, craft room, dorm, break room, bar, garage, or anywhere you could use a little hilariously mediocre motivation. It also makes a memorable gift for coworkers, friends, siblings, bosses, employees, graduates, college students, or anyone who has officially given up on aiming for perfection.
Great for birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa, White Elephant exchanges, coworker gifts, graduation gifts, new job gifts, or simply celebrating the wonderfully average overachiever in your life.
Designed and made in our Michigan studio.
