Introducing the keychain that’s as sassy as it is shiny: the Stainless Steel Round Keychain engraved with “Thou Shalt Ingest a Satchel Of Richards.” Perfect for those who appreciate a little humor with their practicality, this durable accessory is a cheeky nod to the age-old commandment of keeping your essentials in place while also telling the reader to eat a bag of dicks. Whether you're securing keys to your kingdom or just your car, this keychain has your back (literally), with the option to engrave a custom message on the reverse side. So, why settle for dull when you can carry a dash of wit wherever you go? Gift it to a friend or keep it for yourself—either way, it’s sure to bring a smirk to every glance.
Stainless Steel round key chain engraved as shown. The laser engraving is a long lasting impression that will not fade or wash off. The stainless steel keychain features a thick 30mm disc with a 25mm round key ring attached with a stainless steel split ring. Finished size with attached key ring measures 60mm long.
The matte finish back of the key chain can be engraved with a message as well such as names, dates, or small phrase. The back can fit a good amount of text but keep in mind the more text the smaller the font will be. We can also engrave logos and graphics.
These make great stocking stuffers and gifts as well as for school banquets and promotional giveaways. Email us about quantity discounts.
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