Some life lessons are too important not to share.
This funny design features the memorable quote: "If You Fart They Will Forget You In A Day. If You Shit Yourself They Will Remember You For A Lifetime." Perfect for anyone who appreciates crude humor, embarrassing stories, and gifts that get an immediate laugh.
Available on a variety of stainless steel gift styles through our STL-RD collection, making it easy to choose the perfect option for friends, coworkers, family members, spouses, siblings, or anyone with a great sense of humor.
Many styles can be personalized on the back with names, dates, inside jokes, special messages, or custom text to create a one-of-a-kind gift they'll never forget.
Perfect for birthdays, Christmas, retirement gifts, white elephant exchanges, coworker gifts, bachelor parties, gag gifts, and everyday laughs.
Made to order in our Michigan studio.
AVAILABLE STYLES & SIZES
1. Stainless Steel Round Keychain
30mm (1.18") stainless steel disc
1" key ring, finished size approximately 2.5" long
2. Stainless Steel Heart Keychain
Heart measures approximately 1 5/16" wide x 1 1/4" tall
1" key ring, Finished size approximately 2.5" long
3. Stainless Steel Dog Tag Bottle Opener Keychain
Tag measures approximately 2 1/4" x 1 3/16"
1" key ring, Finished size approximately 2.75–3" long
Functional bottle opener design
4. Rose Gold Round Keychain
30mm (1 3/16") round disc
Rose gold key ring and lobster clasp
Finished size approximately 3.5" long
5. Feather Bookmark with Stainless Steel Charm
Bookmark measures approximately 5" long
Includes 19mm (3/4") stainless steel disc charm
6. Stainless Steel Charm Bead
15mm stainless steel disc, hangs 1" down
Compatible with most European-style charm bracelets
Bail opening approximately 5mm
7. Stainless Steel Wallet Card Bottle Opener
Measures approximately 3 3/8" x 2 1/4"
2mm thick stainless steel
Functional bottle opener design
