Please Don't Leave Me In This Shithole I Mean...Yah New Job!

Please Don't Leave Me In This Shithole I Mean...Yah New Job! Congrats Keychain - Customizable Back

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Let's be real, saying goodbye to a coworker is always bittersweet. This keychain captures that bittersweetness perfectly, with a healthy dose of passive-aggressive humor. "Please Don't Leave Me In This Shithole I Mean...Yah New Job! Congrats" isn't just a phrase, it's a plea disguised as a compliment. It's a testament to your ability to be both supportive and subtly resentful. And because we know you've got more to say about your workplace woes, the back is ready for your personalized brand of office angst. Engrave "Don't forget the little people you're leaving behind" or "Good luck, I'm sure you'll thrive in a non-toxic environment" or maybe just a detailed list of all the reasons why you're dreading Monday. The choice is yours, you magnificent master of workplace passive-aggression.

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Part Number: KB-DTKC-SHITHLE425

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Stainless steel dog tag shaped keychain
Measures roughly 2.5-2.75 inches top to bottom
Can be personalized on matte finish reverse side
Laser engraved so will not fade or rub off
Made to order in our Michigan, USA studio

Features:

"Please Don't Leave Me In This Shithole I Mean...Yah New Job! Congrats" Engraved Front: Because honesty is the best policy (especially when it's passive-aggressive).
Blank Customizable Back: For your personalized brand of office angst.
Durable Stainless Steel: To withstand the weight of your resentment.
The Perfect Gift: For that coworker who's leaving you in the lurch (but you still kinda like).

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