Sometimes modern profanity just doesn’t have quite enough class. For those occasions, there’s “Shutteth Thy Pie Hole & Calmeth Thine Titties.” It’s practically Shakespeare... if Shakespeare had been completely fed up with everyone.
This hilariously inappropriate sign combines old-fashioned wording with decidedly not-so-old-fashioned attitude. The simple design lets the saying do all the work, making it a fun conversation piece for anyone who loves sarcasm, adult humor, ridiculous sayings, and creative ways of telling people to settle down and be quiet.
Perfect for your best friend, sister, coworker, spouse, or anyone who appreciates a good mix of classy and trashy humor. It makes a memorable birthday, housewarming, retirement, friendship, white elephant, Dirty Santa, or just-because gift. It’s especially fitting for the person who has mastered the art of appearing polite while thinking something entirely different.
Available in a variety of sizes and substrate styles so you can choose the option that works best for your space and decorating style.
