Forget the sweet romantic poetry. This version is a little more realistic. Featuring the wonderfully inappropriate saying “Roses Are Red, My Life Is a Mess, But Hey At Least I Don’t Do Meth,” this funny sign is perfect for anyone who measures success by a slightly different set of standards.
The combination of pretty florals, a rustic distressed background, and completely unexpected humor makes this design especially fun. At first glance it looks sweet and charming... and then you read the rest. It’s a great choice for anyone who loves sarcasm, dark humor, inappropriate sayings, and decor that gets people laughing.
Give it to your best friend whose life is always a little chaotic, your sister who appreciates questionable humor, a coworker who needs a laugh, or anyone who can proudly say that things could definitely be worse. It makes a hilarious birthday, housewarming, friendship, divorce, breakup, white elephant, Dirty Santa, or just-because gift.
Available in a variety of sizes and substrate styles so you can choose the option that works best for your space and decorating style.
