A little kitchen advice that gets straight to the point! This funny “Don’t Fuck Up My Kitchen” cutting board is perfect for anyone who takes their kitchen seriously and appreciates a little profanity with their cooking.
With its bold typography and unapologetic message, this cutting board makes a hilarious gift for home cooks, chefs, bakers, foodies, newlyweds, new homeowners, or that friend or family member who definitely has rules about what happens in their kitchen. It is a fun choice for birthdays, Christmas, housewarmings, hostess gifts, bridal showers, or just because.
This design is not personalized. The keychain shown in the lifestyle image is a photo prop and is NOT included with the cutting board.
Choose from our available acacia, bamboo, maple, and walnut cutting board options, with several sizes and styles available depending on the wood selected.
Laser Engraved: The design is permanently burned into the wood with no ink or printed color added. Natural wood grain and fibers cause engraving color to vary from light to dark. Engraved boards are suitable for normal food use. Hand wash only.
UV Printed: The design is printed directly onto the surface for a darker, more consistent appearance. UV printed boards are intended for decoration and display only and are not food safe. Gently wipe with a damp cloth. Do not soak or scrub.
Because wood is a natural material, every cutting board will have its own unique grain, coloring, and character. These natural differences can also affect the appearance and color of laser engraving.
Hand wash wood cutting boards only. Never place a wood cutting board in the dishwasher.