Retirement: when you can finally say what you’ve been thinking all along. This funny retirement keychain reads “F*ck That Place. Happy Retirement” and makes the perfect send-off for someone who is more than ready to clock out for the very last time.
A hilarious retirement gift for coworkers, friends, bosses, employees, teachers, nurses, healthcare workers, office staff, factory workers, first responders, or anyone happily leaving the working world behind. It’s especially fun as a coworker farewell gift, retirement party present, office goodbye gift, or little keepsake from the people who survived the workplace right alongside them.
The back can be personalized with a name, retirement date, years of service, workplace name, short message, inside joke, or your own special wording to turn a funny retirement gift into a memorable keepsake.
Here’s to no more alarms, meetings, emails, coworkers asking “Do you have a minute?”... and most importantly, no more going back to that place.