At first it sounds encouraging... and then comes the second line. This funny keychain reads “Someday You’ll Go Far, I Hope You Stay There” for the perfect combination of encouragement and insult.
A great little gift for the friend, coworker, sibling, family member, or favorite pain in the butt who appreciates dry humor and a perfectly timed sarcastic comment. Give it as a funny birthday gift, coworker farewell gift, going away present, friendship gift, Secret Santa surprise, stocking stuffer, or simply because someone in your life deserves to be told to go far away—in the nicest possible way, of course.
The back can be personalized with a name, date, short message, inside joke, initials, or your own wording to make it even more personal. Add something sweet to balance out the insult... or use the extra space to keep the sarcasm going.
Perfect for anyone whose love language is giving each other a hard time.