Whew, that was close! This funny sign reads “I Almost Gave a Sh*t. That Was Way Too Close.” It’s the perfect little dose of sarcasm for anyone who has mastered the fine art of simply not caring.
With its dry humor and wonderfully inappropriate attitude, this sign makes a fun addition to an office, home, craft room, she shed, man cave, garage, break room, or anywhere a little sarcasm is appreciated. It’s especially fitting for those days when you briefly considered caring and thankfully came to your senses.
Give it to your sarcastic best friend, perpetually unbothered coworker, sibling, spouse, or anyone famous for having absolutely no shits left to give. It makes a hilarious birthday gift, retirement gift, coworker gift, white elephant gift, Secret Santa present, housewarming gift, or just-because surprise.
Available in a variety of sizes and substrate styles to fit different spaces and decorating preferences.
Each piece is made to order in our Michigan USA family-run studio with a crisp durable finish designed to last.
A Kennebug™ Original Design.