Sometimes there are a few things that need to be said before the conversation can continue, and “First of All... Eat a Dick” pretty much covers it. This hilariously inappropriate sign combines a simple rustic look with the kind of blunt sarcasm that definitely isn’t trying to behave.
Perfect for anyone whose sense of humor runs heavily toward sarcastic, snarky, profane, and just a little inappropriate. It makes a funny addition to a bathroom, office, kitchen, bar area, man cave, she shed, dorm, workshop, or anywhere you want to surprise people with a completely unexpected message.
This one also makes a memorable gift for your best friend, sister, brother, coworker, spouse, or that wonderfully inappropriate person who says exactly what everyone else is thinking. Give it for a birthday, housewarming, retirement, white elephant exchange, Dirty Santa party, or simply because polite inspirational quotes aren't really their thing.
Available in a variety of sizes and substrate styles so you can choose the option that works best for your space and decorating style.