Sometimes “no” just doesn’t quite express it strongly enough. This funny sign reads “Absolutely F**cking Not... But in a Nice Way,” delivering the perfect combination of firm boundaries, sarcasm, and just enough politeness to keep things classy.
Perfect for anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor and absolutely no problem saying what they mean, this design adds a hilarious touch to your home, office, craft room, she shed, man cave, garage, break room, or favorite personal space. It’s especially appropriate for those who have reached the stage of life where protecting their peace has become a priority.
This sarcastic saying makes a memorable gift for your best friend, coworker, sister, brother, spouse, mom, or anyone whose favorite answer is a very enthusiastic NO. Great for birthdays, retirement, white elephant exchanges, Secret Santa, housewarming gifts, coworker gifts, or simply because their personality demands it.
Available in a variety of sizes and substrate styles to fit different spaces and decorating preferences.
Each piece is made to order in our Michigan USA family-run studio with a crisp durable finish designed to last.
A Kennebug™ Original Design.