Wanna Play With My Cock? Keychain - Badminton Edition (For Those With a Dirty Mind and a Love of Sports) - Customizable Back

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Brand: Kennebug

Part Number: KB-DTKC-PLAYCOCK425

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Stainless steel dog tag shaped keychain
Measures roughly 2.5-2.75 inches top to bottom
Can be personalized on matte finish reverse side
Laser engraved so will not fade or rub off
Made to order in our Michigan, USA studio

Features:

"Wanna Play With My Cock?" Engraved Front: Because puns are the lowest form of humor, and we're here for it.
Shuttlecock Graphic: Just in case anyone's confused.
Blank Customizable Back: For your personalized brand of sporty smut.
Durable Stainless Steel: To withstand even the most intense badminton matches (and innuendo).
The Perfect Gift: For that friend who appreciates a good double entendre.

Disclaimer (Because We Don't Want To Get Banned From The Olympics): This keychain is intended for comedic purposes only. We do not condone actual cockfighting (of any kind). Please play badminton responsibly and keep your innuendo on the court. We're not responsible for any awkward team meetings or sudden urges to wear a badminton skirt. Enjoy responsibly (or irresponsibly, but like, with a shuttlecock).

Wanna Play With My Cock? Keychain - Badminton Edition (For Those With a Dirty Mind and a Love of Sports) - Customizable Back

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