Shutteth Thy Pie Hole - The Olde English Sass Personalized Keychain

And because we know you're a unique individual with your own special brand of Olde English sass, the back of this keychain can be personalized! Add a name, a Shakespearean insult, or a reminder to always "calmeth thine tits."

Why you absolutely NEED this keychain:

• Hilariously Shakespearean: Because sometimes you just need to tell someone to shut up with a little class.
• Personalization Power: Make it uniquely yours! (Keep it funny, folks.)
• Stainless Steel Strength: Tough enough to survive your most frustrated moments.
• Perfect Gift for Your Equally Sarcastic Friends: Spread the laughter! (And maybe a little bit of historical sass.)
• Conversation Starter: Prepare for knowing nods, shared laughter, and maybe a few "thees" and "thous."
• Shiny and Distracting: Keeps you entertained while... well, trying to calm down.
• Great Gifting Idea: Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or just because you want to give someone a unique (and slightly offensive) way to express their frustration.

Order now and let your keys express your inner Shakespearean sass! (And maybe find them more often.)

These long rectangle with heart cut stainless steel key chains are laser engraved which means the design will not rub away or fade. Made for years and years of use.

The thick engraved stainless steel blank measures 2 x .5 inches. It is securely attached to a stainless steel round one inch key ring.

The back of the key chain can be engraved with your own message, names and/or dates. There is not a character limit on text but keep in mind the more wording the smaller the font keep to just a couple shorter lines.

These make great stocking stuffers and gifts as well as for school banquets, secret santa and promotional giveaways. Email us about quantity discounts.

If you do not see what you are looking for drop us an email and we would love to work with you on a design.