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<title><![CDATA[Personalized Don't Do Stupid Shit Bottle Opener Keychain Custom Name]]></title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 7 Oct 2026 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Personalized-Dont-Do-Stupid-Shit-Bottle-Opener-Keychain-Custom-Name_p_24207.html?referrer=rss"><img src="https://www.kennebug.com/assets/images/thumbnails/BOKC stupid shit_thumbnail.jpg" align="right" border=0></a>Don't Do Stupid Shit Personalized Bottle Opener Key RingThis personalized beer bottle opener key chain makes a great gift for anyone on your list. Engrave the back to add your own personal message. This heavy duty stainless steel bottle opener key ch...<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Personalized-Dont-Do-Stupid-Shit-Bottle-Opener-Keychain-Custom-Name_p_24207.html?referrer=rss">[Read More]</a><br><b>Our Price:</b> $12.99 <font color="red"></font> [<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/add_cart.asp?quick=1&item_id=24207&out=1" target="_new">Add to Cart</a>]</p><br clear=all> ]]></description>
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<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Personalized-Dont-Do-Stupid-Shit-Bottle-Opener-Keychain-Custom-Name_p_24207.html?referrer=rss"><img src="https://www.kennebug.com/assets/images/thumbnails/BOKC stupid shit_thumbnail.jpg" align="right" border=0></a>Don't Do Stupid Shit Personalized Bottle Opener Key RingThis personalized beer bottle opener key chain makes a great gift for anyone on your list. Engrave the back to add your own personal message. This heavy duty stainless steel bottle opener key ch...<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Personalized-Dont-Do-Stupid-Shit-Bottle-Opener-Keychain-Custom-Name_p_24207.html?referrer=rss">[Read More]</a><br><b>Our Price:</b> $12.99 <font color="red"></font> [<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/add_cart.asp?quick=1&item_id=24207&out=1" target="_new">Add to Cart</a>]</p><br clear=all>]]></content:encoded>
<isc:description><![CDATA[<a href="pd-personalized-mother-of-the-bride-with-date-charm-bead---pandora-compatible.cfm"></a><div><a class="name" href="pd-those-we-love-don-t-go-away-personalized-engraved-necklace---custom-gift.cfm" target="_blank" style="font-size: 13.3333px; color: rgb(74, 78, 89); font-family: Verdana, Tahoma; font-weight: bold;"></a></div>Don't Do Stupid Shit Personalized Bottle Opener Key Ring<div><br>	</div><div>This personalized beer bottle opener key chain makes a great gift for anyone on your list. Engrave the back to add your own personal message.<br>		<div> </div>	<p style="font-size: 12px;">This heavy duty stainless steel bottle opener key chains are so handy to have on your key ring. They are laser engraved so they are easy to read, last for ages and will not rub off.</p>	<p style="font-size: 12px;">The durable stainless steel bottle opener key chain measures 2 1/4" (55mm) x 1 3/16" (30mm)x 2mm thick and a total of 3 1/8" (80mm) with attached key ring.</p>	<p style="font-size: 12px;">We can also engrave the back to add your own personal message, name and/or date. Just remember the more words, the smaller the font will be.</p>	<p style="font-size: 12px;">Openers are securely fastened to a stainless steel key ring so it will not come apart during normal use.</p>	<p style="font-size: 12px;">These laser engraved beer bottle opener key chains makes a great gift for anyone on your list or as a wedding favor. Email us about quantity discounts.</p>	<p style="font-size: 12px;">If you do not see what you are looking or drop us an email and we would love to custom design what you need.</p>	<div><br>		</div>	<div><br>		</div> </div>  ]]></isc:description>
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<title><![CDATA[Don't Do Stupid Shit Personalized Keychain Gift]]></title>
<link>https://www.kennebug.com/Dont-Do-Stupid-Shit-Personalized-Keychain-Gift_p_24294.html</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 Oct 2026 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Dont-Do-Stupid-Shit-Personalized-Keychain-Gift_p_24294.html?referrer=rss"><img src="https://www.kennebug.com/assets/images/thumbnails/kc stupid shit nana bkg 526 2_thumbnail.png" align="right" border=0></a>A funny reminder they'll carry everywhere they go. This personalized keychain features the phrase Don't Do Stupid Shit. Love, followed by your custom name, making it a hilarious and memorable gift from Nana, Grandma, Mom, Dad, Grandpa, Aunt, Uncle, o...<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Dont-Do-Stupid-Shit-Personalized-Keychain-Gift_p_24294.html?referrer=rss">[Read More]</a><br><b>Our Price:</b> $13.99 <font color="red"></font> [<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/add_cart.asp?quick=1&item_id=24294&out=1" target="_new">Add to Cart</a>]</p><br clear=all> ]]></description>
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<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Dont-Do-Stupid-Shit-Personalized-Keychain-Gift_p_24294.html?referrer=rss"><img src="https://www.kennebug.com/assets/images/thumbnails/kc stupid shit nana bkg 526 2_thumbnail.png" align="right" border=0></a>A funny reminder they'll carry everywhere they go. This personalized keychain features the phrase Don't Do Stupid Shit. Love, followed by your custom name, making it a hilarious and memorable gift from Nana, Grandma, Mom, Dad, Grandpa, Aunt, Uncle, o...<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Dont-Do-Stupid-Shit-Personalized-Keychain-Gift_p_24294.html?referrer=rss">[Read More]</a><br><b>Our Price:</b> $13.99 <font color="red"></font> [<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/add_cart.asp?quick=1&item_id=24294&out=1" target="_new">Add to Cart</a>]</p><br clear=all>]]></content:encoded>
<isc:description><![CDATA[<p data-start="66" data-end="379">A funny reminder they'll carry everywhere they go. This personalized keychain features the phrase "Don't Do Stupid Shit. Love," followed by your custom name, making it a hilarious and memorable gift from Nana, Grandma, Mom, Dad, Grandpa, Aunt, Uncle, or anyone known for giving good advice.</p><p data-start="381" data-end="756">Perfect for new drivers, graduates, college students, sons, daughters, grandkids, friends, coworkers, or anyone who could use a little encouragement before heading out into the world. The front is personalized with the name of your choice after "Love," and the back can be custom engraved with a personal message, date, quote, coordinates, names, or other meaningful details.</p><p>

</p><p data-start="758" data-end="911">Laser engraved on durable stainless steel for a permanent design that won't fade or wear away. A thoughtful keepsake with just the right amount of humor.</p>]]></isc:description>
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<title><![CDATA[Custom Engraved Keychain Personalized With Your Own Wording Front and Back]]></title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 7 Oct 2026 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Custom-Engraved-Keychain-Personalized-With-Your-Own-Wording-Front-and-Back_p_24384.html?referrer=rss"><img src="https://www.kennebug.com/assets/images/thumbnails/kc custom wording bkg 526 1_thumbnail.png" align="right" border=0></a>Create a keychain that says exactly what you want it to say. This personalized stainless steel keychain can be custom engraved on the front with your own wording, making it a versatile keepsake for names, dates, short messages, quotes, coordinates, i...<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Custom-Engraved-Keychain-Personalized-With-Your-Own-Wording-Front-and-Back_p_24384.html?referrer=rss">[Read More]</a><br><b>Our Price:</b> $14.99 <font color="red"></font> [<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/add_cart.asp?quick=1&item_id=24384&out=1" target="_new">Add to Cart</a>]</p><br clear=all> ]]></description>
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<isc:description><![CDATA[<p data-start="93" data-end="469" class="PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer">Create a keychain that says exactly what you want it to say. This personalized stainless steel keychain can be custom engraved on the front with your own wording, making it a versatile keepsake for names, dates, short messages, quotes, coordinates, important reminders, inside jokes, meaningful sayings or anything else you would like to carry with you.<span aria-hidden="true" class="PDq2pG_selectionAnchor"></span></p><p data-start="471" data-end="828">Design one as a thoughtful gift for a spouse, boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, parent, grandparent, son, daughter, graduate, new driver, coworker, teacher, coach or anyone who deserves a message created especially for them. It is also a great option when you have a special saying or personal message that you simply cannot find on a ready-made keychain.</p><p data-start="830" data-end="1040">Both sides can be personalized. Add your custom wording to the front and choose additional engraving for the back to include another message, special date, phone number, coordinates or other meaningful details.</p>]]></isc:description>
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<title><![CDATA[Shit Show Supervisor Keychain Funny Boss Gift Stainless Steel Personalized Back]]></title>
<link>https://www.kennebug.com/Shit-Show-Supervisor-Keychain-Funny-Boss-Gift-Stainless-Steel-Personalized-Back_p_26073.html</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 Oct 2026 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Shit-Show-Supervisor-Keychain-Funny-Boss-Gift-Stainless-Steel-Personalized-Back_p_26073.html?referrer=rss"><img src="https://www.kennebug.com/assets/images/thumbnails/DTKC shit show supervisor_thumbnail.jpg" align="right" border=0></a>Stainless steel dog tag shaped keychainMeasures roughly 2.5-2.75 inches top to bottomCan be personalized on matte finish reverse sideLaser engraved so will not fade or rub offMade to order in our Michigan, USA studio When it comes to gifting, this pe...<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Shit-Show-Supervisor-Keychain-Funny-Boss-Gift-Stainless-Steel-Personalized-Back_p_26073.html?referrer=rss">[Read More]</a><br><b>Our Price:</b> $12.99 <font color="red"></font> [<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/add_cart.asp?quick=1&item_id=26073&out=1" target="_new">Add to Cart</a>]</p><br clear=all> ]]></description>
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<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Shit-Show-Supervisor-Keychain-Funny-Boss-Gift-Stainless-Steel-Personalized-Back_p_26073.html?referrer=rss"><img src="https://www.kennebug.com/assets/images/thumbnails/DTKC shit show supervisor_thumbnail.jpg" align="right" border=0></a>Stainless steel dog tag shaped keychainMeasures roughly 2.5-2.75 inches top to bottomCan be personalized on matte finish reverse sideLaser engraved so will not fade or rub offMade to order in our Michigan, USA studio When it comes to gifting, this pe...<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Shit-Show-Supervisor-Keychain-Funny-Boss-Gift-Stainless-Steel-Personalized-Back_p_26073.html?referrer=rss">[Read More]</a><br><b>Our Price:</b> $12.99 <font color="red"></font> [<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/add_cart.asp?quick=1&item_id=26073&out=1" target="_new">Add to Cart</a>]</p><br clear=all>]]></content:encoded>
<isc:description><![CDATA[<ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;">Stainless steel dog tag shaped keychain</span></li><li><span style="font-weight: bold;">Measures roughly 2.5-2.75 inches top to bottom</span></li><li><span style="font-weight: bold;">Can be personalized on matte finish reverse side</span></li><li><span style="font-weight: bold;">Laser engraved so will not fade or rub off</span></li><li><span style="font-weight: bold;">Made to order in our Michigan, USA studio </span></li></ul><p>When it comes to gifting, this personalized keychain is a versatile choice for various occasions. It makes a fantastic birthday gift for a friend with a great sense of humor, a fun stocking stuffer for the holidays, or a unique token of appreciation for a colleague who's the life of the office. It's also an excellent choice for Father's Day, Mother's Day, or even as a just-because gift to bring a smile to someone’s face. Elevate your gifting game with this customizable and witty Stainless Steel Dog Tag Keychain, and let them know you care with a touch of humor and a personal touch.</p><p><br></p>]]></isc:description>
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<title><![CDATA[Don't Do Stupid Shit Personalized Charm Bead - Pandora Compatible]]></title>
<link>https://www.kennebug.com/Dont-Do-Stupid-Shit-Personalized-Charm-Bead--Pandora-Compatible_p_28067.html</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 Oct 2026 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Dont-Do-Stupid-Shit-Personalized-Charm-Bead--Pandora-Compatible_p_28067.html?referrer=rss"><img src="https://www.kennebug.com/assets/images/thumbnails/PB atupid shit_thumbnail.jpg" align="right" border=0></a>Bands on sterling silver charms will vary with what we have available in stock. Stainless steel charms will always have a smooth band. Choose Your Charm Material &amp; Style:Choose from Sterling Silver, Plain Edge Stainless Steel, or Fancy Edge Stain...<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Dont-Do-Stupid-Shit-Personalized-Charm-Bead--Pandora-Compatible_p_28067.html?referrer=rss">[Read More]</a><br><b>Our Price:</b> $84.99 <font color="red"></font> [<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/add_cart.asp?quick=1&item_id=28067&out=1" target="_new">Add to Cart</a>]</p><br clear=all> ]]></description>
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<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Dont-Do-Stupid-Shit-Personalized-Charm-Bead--Pandora-Compatible_p_28067.html?referrer=rss"><img src="https://www.kennebug.com/assets/images/thumbnails/PB atupid shit_thumbnail.jpg" align="right" border=0></a>Bands on sterling silver charms will vary with what we have available in stock. Stainless steel charms will always have a smooth band. Choose Your Charm Material &amp; Style:Choose from Sterling Silver, Plain Edge Stainless Steel, or Fancy Edge Stain...<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Dont-Do-Stupid-Shit-Personalized-Charm-Bead--Pandora-Compatible_p_28067.html?referrer=rss">[Read More]</a><br><b>Our Price:</b> $84.99 <font color="red"></font> [<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/add_cart.asp?quick=1&item_id=28067&out=1" target="_new">Add to Cart</a>]</p><br clear=all>]]></content:encoded>
<isc:description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto" data-start="97" data-end="362" class="PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer">Bands on sterling silver charms will vary with what we have available in stock. Stainless steel charms will always have a smooth band. </p><p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Choose Your Charm Material &amp; Style:</span><br>Choose from Sterling Silver, Plain Edge Stainless Steel, or Fancy Edge Stainless Steel. Sterling silver is our most popular choice for customers who prefer a traditional fine-jewelry option, while our stainless steel styles offer beautiful, durable alternatives at a more budget-friendly price. The Plain Edge Stainless Steel charm is our standard/default option and is reflected in the starting price shown on the listing. Please review the differences below before selecting your charm style:</p><p>STERLING SILVER<br>Approximately 15.9mm (5/8 inch) round and made from 22-gauge sterling silver. Each charm is laser engraved and then hand polished using our unique three-step polishing process, including a final polish with a tarnish-resistant polishing compound. We do our best to achieve a beautiful, mirror-like shine. Because each sterling silver charm is individually engraved and hand polished rather than mass produced or machine polished, you may notice very faint polishing lines or swirls when viewed closely. These subtle variations are part of the handmade finishing process. Your finished charm is securely attached to the connector style you select.</p><p>PLAIN EDGE STAINLESS STEEL<br>Approximately 15mm (9/16 inch) round and 1.1mm thick. This classic stainless steel charm features a simple, smooth edge for a clean and timeless look. Each charm is laser engraved, carefully cleaned, and securely attached to the connector style you select.</p><p>FANCY EDGE STAINLESS STEEL<br>Approximately 19mm (3/4 inch) round and 1.5mm thick, with an engravable center area of approximately 15mm. The decorative outer edge gives this option a slightly more detailed and jewelry-inspired appearance while still providing the durability of stainless steel. Each charm is laser engraved, carefully cleaned, and securely attached to the connector style you select.</p><p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Choose Your Attachment Style:</span><br>European Charm Bead Band – Made from the same metal as your charm with an approximately 4–5mm opening designed to slide over the end of most European-style bracelets. The band is securely attached to the charm. Band style/design may vary slightly based on availability. This option also works beautifully as a necklace pendant.</p><p>Clip-On Lobster Clasp – Made from the same metal as your charm and securely attached. The clasp opening is approximately 4mm. A versatile option for attaching your charm to traditional charm bracelets, zipper pulls, purses, gym bags, backpacks, graduation tassels, keychains and more.</p><p>Round Jump Ring – An approximately 6mm round jump ring made from the same metal as your charm. The ring is intentionally not welded closed, allowing you to open it and attach the charm directly to your bracelet or other item.</p><p>Kennebug Original Design. Made to order in our Michigan, USA family-run studio. Everything is either engraved or printed when you order — no mass production, just fresh made-for-you pieces.</p><p>Since these items are made to order and usually personalized they are not returnable unless there is an error on our end.</p><p>Please Note – Natural Characteristics of Stainless Steel</p><p>Stainless steel is a highly reflective metal, so its appearance can change significantly depending on the lighting, surroundings, and angle from which it is viewed. Our product photos are taken using professional studio lighting and a white light tent to provide clear, detailed images. Because the metal reflects its surroundings, it may appear brighter, lighter, or more “white” in our photos than it does under normal everyday lighting.</p><p>The visibility and darkness of the laser engraving can also vary depending on the angle and lighting. At some angles the engraving will appear darker and more prominent, while at others it may appear lighter due to reflections from the metal.</p><p>Our stainless steel pieces are not machine polished after engraving. The metal typically has a natural satin/dull stainless steel finish and may contain fine surface scratches or light marks from engraving, cleaning, and handling. Attached components such as keyrings, charms, connectors, or birthstones may also create minor contact marks during assembly or shipping.</p><p>These variations and light surface marks are normal characteristics of our stainless steel products and are not considered defects.</p>                                  ]]></isc:description>
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<title><![CDATA[Drive Safe and Don't Do Dumb Shit Key Personalized Chain]]></title>
<link>https://www.kennebug.com/Drive-Safe-and-Dont-Do-Dumb-Shit-Key-Personalized-Chain_p_28213.html</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 Oct 2026 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Drive-Safe-and-Dont-Do-Dumb-Shit-Key-Personalized-Chain_p_28213.html?referrer=rss"><img src="https://www.kennebug.com/assets/images/thumbnails/DTKC drive safe dumb shit_thumbnail.jpg" align="right" border=0></a>Introducing the Stainless Steel Dog Tag Keychain – a perfect blend of humor and heartfelt sentiment, crafted to be your daily reminder and a unique gift option. Engraved on the front with the cheeky yet essential message, Drive Safe and Don't Do Dumb...<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Drive-Safe-and-Dont-Do-Dumb-Shit-Key-Personalized-Chain_p_28213.html?referrer=rss">[Read More]</a><br><b>Our Price:</b> $12.99 <font color="red"></font> [<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/add_cart.asp?quick=1&item_id=28213&out=1" target="_new">Add to Cart</a>]</p><br clear=all> ]]></description>
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<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Drive-Safe-and-Dont-Do-Dumb-Shit-Key-Personalized-Chain_p_28213.html?referrer=rss"><img src="https://www.kennebug.com/assets/images/thumbnails/DTKC drive safe dumb shit_thumbnail.jpg" align="right" border=0></a>Introducing the Stainless Steel Dog Tag Keychain – a perfect blend of humor and heartfelt sentiment, crafted to be your daily reminder and a unique gift option. Engraved on the front with the cheeky yet essential message, Drive Safe and Don't Do Dumb...<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Drive-Safe-and-Dont-Do-Dumb-Shit-Key-Personalized-Chain_p_28213.html?referrer=rss">[Read More]</a><br><b>Our Price:</b> $12.99 <font color="red"></font> [<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/add_cart.asp?quick=1&item_id=28213&out=1" target="_new">Add to Cart</a>]</p><br clear=all>]]></content:encoded>
<isc:description><![CDATA[<p>Introducing the Stainless Steel Dog Tag Keychain – a perfect blend of humor and heartfelt sentiment, crafted to be your daily reminder and a unique gift option. Engraved on the front with the cheeky yet essential message, "Drive Safe and Don't Do Dumb Sh*t," this keychain is designed to bring a smile to your face while emphasizing the importance of safety. Flip it over, and you'll find a blank canvas ready for personalization – add a name, special date, or a secret message to make it truly one-of-a-kind. </p><p><br></p><p>Ideal for gifting, this versatile accessory makes a thoughtful present for new drivers, recent graduates, adventure-seeking friends, or anyone who could use a little reminder to keep their cool on the road. Perfect for birthdays, graduations, or just because, this keychain combines practicality with personality. Crafted from durable stainless steel, it's ready to withstand life's bumps and tumbles while keeping your keys stylishly organized. Whether for yourself or a loved one, this personalized keychain is sure to be a hit, leaving a lasting impression long after the laughter fades.</p><p>Stainless Steel dog tag shaped key chain engraved as shown. The laser engraving is a long lasting impression that will not fade or wash off.  The stainless steel dog tag measures approximately 1 5/8"(42mm) x 1" (24mm) and 1mm  thick. Finished size with attached key ring measures 2 3/4" (70mm) long.</p><p>The matte finish back of the dog tag can be engraved with a message as well such as names, dates, or small phrase. The back can fit a good amount of text but keep in mind the more text the smaller the font will be. We can also engrave logos and graphics.</p><p>These make great stocking stuffers and gifts as well as for school banquets and promotional giveaways. Email us about quantity discounts.</p><p>If you can't find what you are looking for drop us an email and we would love to work with you to design just what you need.</p>  If you do not see what you are looking for drop us an email and we would love to work with you on a design.                             ]]></isc:description>
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<title><![CDATA[Don't Do Stupid Shit Keychain - Personalized Name - Customizable Back - Stainless Steel]]></title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 7 Oct 2026 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Dont-Do-Stupid-Shit-Keychain--Personalized-Name--Customizable-Back--Stainless-Steel_p_28320.html?referrer=rss"><img src="https://www.kennebug.com/assets/images/thumbnails/text overlay dont do stupid shit_thumbnail.png" align="right" border=0></a>Introducing the Personalized Don't Do Stupid Shit Custom Key Chain, the ultimate reminder for those prone to questionable decision-making. Crafted from high-quality, durable materials, this key chain serves as both a practical accessory and a humorou...<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Dont-Do-Stupid-Shit-Keychain--Personalized-Name--Customizable-Back--Stainless-Steel_p_28320.html?referrer=rss">[Read More]</a><br><b>Our Price:</b> $12.99 <font color="red"></font> [<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/add_cart.asp?quick=1&item_id=28320&out=1" target="_new">Add to Cart</a>]</p><br clear=all> ]]></description>
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<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Dont-Do-Stupid-Shit-Keychain--Personalized-Name--Customizable-Back--Stainless-Steel_p_28320.html?referrer=rss"><img src="https://www.kennebug.com/assets/images/thumbnails/text overlay dont do stupid shit_thumbnail.png" align="right" border=0></a>Introducing the Personalized Don't Do Stupid Shit Custom Key Chain, the ultimate reminder for those prone to questionable decision-making. Crafted from high-quality, durable materials, this key chain serves as both a practical accessory and a humorou...<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Dont-Do-Stupid-Shit-Keychain--Personalized-Name--Customizable-Back--Stainless-Steel_p_28320.html?referrer=rss">[Read More]</a><br><b>Our Price:</b> $12.99 <font color="red"></font> [<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/add_cart.asp?quick=1&item_id=28320&out=1" target="_new">Add to Cart</a>]</p><br clear=all>]]></content:encoded>
<isc:description><![CDATA[<div><span style="color: rgb(146, 146, 146); font-family: Poppins, Arial, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 9pt;"></span></div><p><span style="font-size: 9pt;"></span></p><p>Introducing the Personalized Don't Do Stupid Shit Custom Key Chain, the ultimate reminder for those prone to questionable decision-making. Crafted from high-quality, durable materials, this key chain serves as both a practical accessory and a humorous nudge toward better choices. Whether you’re constantly forgetting where you left your keys or have a penchant for locking yourself out of your car, this little gem will be your cheeky companion in times of need. It’s the perfect blend of humor and functionality, ensuring your keys stay secure while your ego gets a gentle, playful check. </p><p><br></p><p>As a gift, this key chain is ideal for that friend who always has the wackiest stories to tell or for the sibling who’s constantly getting into amusing predicaments. Pair it with a "Decision-Making for Dummies" book for an extra chuckle, or wrap it up with a bottle of their favorite beverage for a light-hearted toast to better choices. It’s also a perfect stocking stuffer, Secret Santa gift, or just a spontaneous gesture to show you care. This key chain is not just a token; it's a promise of shared laughter and a lifetime of amusing memories.</p><p>These long rectangle stainless steel key chains are laser engraved which means the design will not rub away or fade. Made for years and years of use.</p><p>The thick engraved stainless steel blank measures 1 7/8 x 5/8 inches. It is securely attached to a stainless steel round one inch key ring. Final size of keychain is approx. 2.75 inches.</p><p>The back of the key chain can be engraved with your own message, names and/or dates. There is not a character limit on text but keep in mind the more wording the smaller the font keep to just a couple shorter lines.</p><p>These make great stocking stuffers and gifts as well as for school banquets, secret santa and promotional giveaways. Email us about quantity discounts.</p><p>If you do not see what you are looking for drop us an email and we would love to work with you on a design.</p><div style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-bottom: 1px; color: rgb(146, 146, 146); font-family: Poppins, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="box-sizing: border-box; text-align: justify;"></span></div>         ]]></isc:description>
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<title><![CDATA[Personalized Funny Don't Do Stupid Shit Charm Bead - Pandora Compatible]]></title>
<link>https://www.kennebug.com/Personalized-Funny-Dont-Do-Stupid-Shit-Charm-Bead--Pandora-Compatible_p_28356.html</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 Oct 2026 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Personalized-Funny-Dont-Do-Stupid-Shit-Charm-Bead--Pandora-Compatible_p_28356.html?referrer=rss"><img src="https://www.kennebug.com/assets/images/thumbnails/pb charms stupid shit nana 826_thumbnail.png" align="right" border=0></a>The back can also be personalized with a name, date, initials, short message or other meaningful wording. This makes a fun gift for a new driver, graduate, college student, teenager, young adult, traveler or anyone heading off on a new adventure who ...<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Personalized-Funny-Dont-Do-Stupid-Shit-Charm-Bead--Pandora-Compatible_p_28356.html?referrer=rss">[Read More]</a><br><b>Our Price:</b> $84.99 <font color="red"></font> [<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/add_cart.asp?quick=1&item_id=28356&out=1" target="_new">Add to Cart</a>]</p><br clear=all> ]]></description>
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<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Personalized-Funny-Dont-Do-Stupid-Shit-Charm-Bead--Pandora-Compatible_p_28356.html?referrer=rss"><img src="https://www.kennebug.com/assets/images/thumbnails/pb charms stupid shit nana 826_thumbnail.png" align="right" border=0></a>The back can also be personalized with a name, date, initials, short message or other meaningful wording. This makes a fun gift for a new driver, graduate, college student, teenager, young adult, traveler or anyone heading off on a new adventure who ...<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Personalized-Funny-Dont-Do-Stupid-Shit-Charm-Bead--Pandora-Compatible_p_28356.html?referrer=rss">[Read More]</a><br><b>Our Price:</b> $84.99 <font color="red"></font> [<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/add_cart.asp?quick=1&item_id=28356&out=1" target="_new">Add to Cart</a>]</p><br clear=all>]]></content:encoded>
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This makes a fun gift for a new driver, graduate, college student, teenager, young adult, traveler or anyone heading off on a new adventure who might occasionally need a reminder to make good choices.</p><p dir="auto" data-start="97" data-end="362" class="PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer">Bands on sterling silver charms will vary with what we have available in stock. Stainless steel charms will always have a smooth band. </p><p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Choose Your Charm Material &amp; Style:</span><br>Choose from Sterling Silver, Plain Edge Stainless Steel, or Fancy Edge Stainless Steel. Sterling silver is our most popular choice for customers who prefer a traditional fine-jewelry option, while our stainless steel styles offer beautiful, durable alternatives at a more budget-friendly price. The Plain Edge Stainless Steel charm is our standard/default option and is reflected in the starting price shown on the listing. Please review the differences below before selecting your charm style:</p><p>STERLING SILVER<br>Approximately 15.9mm (5/8 inch) round and made from 22-gauge sterling silver. Each charm is laser engraved and then hand polished using our unique three-step polishing process, including a final polish with a tarnish-resistant polishing compound. We do our best to achieve a beautiful, mirror-like shine. Because each sterling silver charm is individually engraved and hand polished rather than mass produced or machine polished, you may notice very faint polishing lines or swirls when viewed closely. These subtle variations are part of the handmade finishing process. Your finished charm is securely attached to the connector style you select.</p><p>PLAIN EDGE STAINLESS STEEL<br>Approximately 15mm (9/16 inch) round and 1.1mm thick. This classic stainless steel charm features a simple, smooth edge for a clean and timeless look. Each charm is laser engraved, carefully cleaned, and securely attached to the connector style you select.</p><p>FANCY EDGE STAINLESS STEEL<br>Approximately 19mm (3/4 inch) round and 1.5mm thick, with an engravable center area of approximately 15mm. The decorative outer edge gives this option a slightly more detailed and jewelry-inspired appearance while still providing the durability of stainless steel. Each charm is laser engraved, carefully cleaned, and securely attached to the connector style you select.</p><p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Choose Your Attachment Style:</span><br>European Charm Bead Band – Made from the same metal as your charm with an approximately 4–5mm opening designed to slide over the end of most European-style bracelets. The band is securely attached to the charm. Band style/design may vary slightly based on availability. This option also works beautifully as a necklace pendant.</p><p>Clip-On Lobster Clasp – Made from the same metal as your charm and securely attached. The clasp opening is approximately 4mm. A versatile option for attaching your charm to traditional charm bracelets, zipper pulls, purses, gym bags, backpacks, graduation tassels, keychains and more.</p><p>Round Jump Ring – An approximately 6mm round jump ring made from the same metal as your charm. The ring is intentionally not welded closed, allowing you to open it and attach the charm directly to your bracelet or other item.</p><p>Kennebug Original Design. Made to order in our Michigan, USA family-run studio. Everything is either engraved or printed when you order — no mass production, just fresh made-for-you pieces.</p><p>Since these items are made to order and usually personalized they are not returnable unless there is an error on our end.</p><p>Please Note – Natural Characteristics of Stainless Steel</p><p>Stainless steel is a highly reflective metal, so its appearance can change significantly depending on the lighting, surroundings, and angle from which it is viewed. Our product photos are taken using professional studio lighting and a white light tent to provide clear, detailed images. Because the metal reflects its surroundings, it may appear brighter, lighter, or more “white” in our photos than it does under normal everyday lighting.</p><p>The visibility and darkness of the laser engraving can also vary depending on the angle and lighting. At some angles the engraving will appear darker and more prominent, while at others it may appear lighter due to reflections from the metal.</p><p>Our stainless steel pieces are not machine polished after engraving. The metal typically has a natural satin/dull stainless steel finish and may contain fine surface scratches or light marks from engraving, cleaning, and handling. Attached components such as keyrings, charms, connectors, or birthstones may also create minor contact marks during assembly or shipping.</p><p>These variations and light surface marks are normal characteristics of our stainless steel products and are not considered defects.</p></div></div>                                  ]]></isc:description>
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<title><![CDATA[Shit Creek Survivor Charm Bead Pandora Compatible Personalize Back]]></title>
<link>https://www.kennebug.com/Shit-Creek-Survivor-Charm-Bead-Pandora-Compatible-Personalize-Back_p_28461.html</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 Oct 2026 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Shit-Creek-Survivor-Charm-Bead-Pandora-Compatible-Personalize-Back_p_28461.html?referrer=rss"><img src="https://www.kennebug.com/assets/images/thumbnails/PB shit creek survivor_thumbnail.jpg" align="right" border=0></a>Navigate life's turbulent waters with a wink and a nod by adding this sterling silver round dangle charm bead to your collection. Engraved with the cheeky declaration Sh*t Creek Survivor, this charm is perfect for those who have paddled through life'...<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Shit-Creek-Survivor-Charm-Bead-Pandora-Compatible-Personalize-Back_p_28461.html?referrer=rss">[Read More]</a><br><b>Our Price:</b> $84.99 <font color="red"></font> [<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/add_cart.asp?quick=1&item_id=28461&out=1" target="_new">Add to Cart</a>]</p><br clear=all> ]]></description>
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<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Shit-Creek-Survivor-Charm-Bead-Pandora-Compatible-Personalize-Back_p_28461.html?referrer=rss"><img src="https://www.kennebug.com/assets/images/thumbnails/PB shit creek survivor_thumbnail.jpg" align="right" border=0></a>Navigate life's turbulent waters with a wink and a nod by adding this sterling silver round dangle charm bead to your collection. Engraved with the cheeky declaration Sh*t Creek Survivor, this charm is perfect for those who have paddled through life'...<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Shit-Creek-Survivor-Charm-Bead-Pandora-Compatible-Personalize-Back_p_28461.html?referrer=rss">[Read More]</a><br><b>Our Price:</b> $84.99 <font color="red"></font> [<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/add_cart.asp?quick=1&item_id=28461&out=1" target="_new">Add to Cart</a>]</p><br clear=all>]]></content:encoded>
<isc:description><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size: 14px; white-space-collapse: preserve-breaks; font-family: &quot;Canva Sans&quot;, &quot;Noto Sans Variable&quot;, &quot;Noto Sans&quot;, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, &quot;Segoe UI&quot;, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(13, 18, 22);">Navigate life's turbulent waters with a wink and a nod by adding this sterling silver round dangle charm bead to your collection. Engraved with the cheeky declaration "Sh*t Creek Survivor," this charm is perfect for those who have paddled through life's challenges with a little humor and a lot of resilience. Complete with a tiny oar dangling alongside, it’s a playful reminder that sometimes all you need is a little push in the right direction. Compatible with Pandora bracelets, this charm can also be personalized on the back with a custom message of your choice. So, whether you're commemorating your own adventures or gifting it to a fellow survivor, this charm is sure to paddle its way into your heart with a splash of snark!</span></p><p>Choose from sterling silver, plain stainless steel, or fancy edge stainless steel.</p> <p>Please see our FAQ section to read about differences in Sterling Silver and Stainless Steel jewelry. Our most popular option is sterling silver. But we know people like to have cost saving options so we also offer in the stainless steel designs. Our default price is for the plain stainless steel charm bead which is a popular choice as well. Please read below for the option differences. Since these items are made to order and usually personalized they are not returnable unless there is an error on our end.</p> <p>STERLING SILVER:<br> 15.9mm (5/8 inch) 22 gauge sterling silver disk laser engraved and then polished to a store room shine in with our unique three step process including a final polish with an tarnish resisting polish. We do our best to get the charm to a mirror finish but keep in mind these sterling charms are engraved and hand polished so there may be some faint lines or swirls from polished as they are not mass produced and polished. They are welded securely to a sterling silver bail that will slide easily onto just about any European charm bracelet on the market. </p> <p> STAINLESS STEEL:<br> 1.1mm 15mm (5/8 inch) stainless steel disk is the same size and plain style as the sterling silver but at a much lower cost. The disc is laser engraved and then cleaned. The stainless steel charms are not polished in the same fashion as the sterling silver. So they will not be as shiny. The charm is then welded securely to a sterling silver bail that will slide easily onto just about any European charm bracelet on the market.</p><p>19mm FANCY EDGE STAINLESS STEEL: <br> These stainless steel disks are laser engraved and then cleaned. The stainless steel charms are not polished in the same fashion as the sterling silver and are more of a rustic looking design. So they will not be as shiny. The charm is then welded securely to a sterling silver bail that will slide easily onto just about any European charm bracelet on the market. The 19mm disc is 3mm thick with an engravable area of about 15mm.</p><p>The bails the charms are welded to have 5mm openings to fit almost all European charm bracelets.  Back can be engraved with a few words, names and/or date to make it even more of a personal gift. Fits most all popular brands of European charm bracelets including Pandora, Chamilia, Troll, Biagi, Reflections, Kera and more. This charm could also be hung on a necklace chain as a pendant. Engraved, polished, finished and assembled in our Michigan studio.</p><p>These beads are NOT A pandora product, they are compatible with the popular pandora style bracelets and charms.</p>                                ]]></isc:description>
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<title><![CDATA[Thou Shalt Ingest a Satchel of Richards Key Chain Funny Gift]]></title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 7 Oct 2026 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Thou-Shalt-Ingest-a-Satchel-of-Richards-Key-Chain-Funny-Gift_p_28472.html?referrer=rss"><img src="https://www.kennebug.com/assets/images/thumbnails/KC BKG4 satchel richard_thumbnail.jpg" align="right" border=0></a>Introducing the keychain that’s as sassy as it is shiny: the Stainless Steel Round Keychain engraved with “Thou Shalt Ingest a Satchel Of Richards.” Perfect for those who appreciate a little humor with their practicality, this durable accessory is a ...<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Thou-Shalt-Ingest-a-Satchel-of-Richards-Key-Chain-Funny-Gift_p_28472.html?referrer=rss">[Read More]</a><br><b>Our Price:</b> $12.99 <font color="red"></font> [<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/add_cart.asp?quick=1&item_id=28472&out=1" target="_new">Add to Cart</a>]</p><br clear=all> ]]></description>
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<isc:description><![CDATA[<p>Introducing the keychain that’s as sassy as it is shiny: the Stainless Steel Round Keychain engraved with “Thou Shalt Ingest a Satchel Of Richards.” Perfect for those who appreciate a little humor with their practicality, this durable accessory is a cheeky nod to the age-old commandment of keeping your essentials in place while also telling the reader to eat a bag of dicks. Whether you're securing keys to your kingdom or just your car, this keychain has your back (literally), with the option to engrave a custom message on the reverse side. So, why settle for dull when you can carry a dash of wit wherever you go? Gift it to a friend or keep it for yourself—either way, it’s sure to bring a smirk to every glance.</p><p>Stainless Steel round key chain engraved as shown. The laser engraving is a long lasting impression that will not fade or wash off.  The stainless steel keychain features a thick 30mm disc with a 25mm round key ring attached with a stainless steel split ring. Finished size with attached key ring measures 60mm long.</p><p>The matte finish back of the key chain can be engraved with a message as well such as names, dates, or small phrase. The back can fit a good amount of text but keep in mind the more text the smaller the font will be. We can also engrave logos and graphics.</p><p>These make great stocking stuffers and gifts as well as for school banquets and promotional giveaways. Email us about quantity discounts.</p><p>If you can't find what you are looking for drop us an email and we would love to work with you to design just what you need.</p>  If you do not see what you are looking for drop us an email and we would love to work with you on a design.               ]]></isc:description>
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<title><![CDATA[Funny Have a Shitty Day Sign Choose Size Sarcastic & Witty Home Decor]]></title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 7 Oct 2026 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Funny-Have-a-Shitty-Day-Sign-Choose-Size-Sarcastic-Witty-Home-Decor_p_28482.html?referrer=rss"><img src="https://www.kennebug.com/assets/images/thumbnails/have a shitty day 625 mbw_thumbnail.png" align="right" border=0></a>Deliver a delightfully unexpected message with this humorous Have A Shitty Day Floral Wreath sign. This charming piece of wall art features a beautiful and intricate floral wreath illustration, with delicate flowers in shades of orange and green leav...<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Funny-Have-a-Shitty-Day-Sign-Choose-Size-Sarcastic-Witty-Home-Decor_p_28482.html?referrer=rss">[Read More]</a><br><b>Our Price:</b> $7.99 <font color="red"></font> [<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/add_cart.asp?quick=1&item_id=28482&out=1" target="_new">Add to Cart</a>]</p><br clear=all> ]]></description>
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<isc:description><![CDATA[<div><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><p>Deliver a delightfully unexpected message with this humorous Have A Shitty Day Floral Wreath sign. This charming piece of wall art features a beautiful and intricate floral wreath illustration, with delicate flowers in shades of orange and green leaves, creating a seemingly sweet and rustic aesthetic. However, at the center of this lovely wreath, the bold and amusing phrase "Have a Shitty day" is prominently displayed in elegant script typography. The playful contrast between the pretty design and the blunt message makes it a truly unique and witty statement piece.</p><p>This unique sign makes an ideal gag gift for friends, family members, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates sarcastic humor and unexpected twists. It's perfect for a living room, bedroom, office, or as a fun addition to any space where a good chuckle and a bit of irreverence are welcome. It serves as a memorable and amusing conversation starter, guaranteed to bring a smile (or a smirk) to those who see it.</p></div></div></div></div></div>                                                                ]]></isc:description>
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<title><![CDATA[Funny Does Your Asshole Ever Get Jealous of the Shit that Comes out of Your Mouth Sign or Tray Sitter Choose Size Style]]></title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 7 Oct 2026 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Funny-Does-Your-Asshole-Ever-Get-Jealous-of-the-Shit-that-Comes-out-of-Your-Mouth-Sign-or-Tray-Sitter-Choose-Size-Style_p_28483.html?referrer=rss"><img src="https://www.kennebug.com/assets/images/thumbnails/hd159fwwd asshole get jealous cow_thumbnail.png" align="right" border=0></a>Introducing the Jealous A**hole Sign or Tray Sitter – the perfect conversation starter for those with a sharp sense of humor! This cheeky home accessory poses the age-old question: Does your a**hole ever get jealous of the sh*t that comes out of your...<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Funny-Does-Your-Asshole-Ever-Get-Jealous-of-the-Shit-that-Comes-out-of-Your-Mouth-Sign-or-Tray-Sitter-Choose-Size-Style_p_28483.html?referrer=rss">[Read More]</a><br><b>Our Price:</b> $7.99 <font color="red"></font> [<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/add_cart.asp?quick=1&item_id=28483&out=1" target="_new">Add to Cart</a>]</p><br clear=all> ]]></description>
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<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Funny-Does-Your-Asshole-Ever-Get-Jealous-of-the-Shit-that-Comes-out-of-Your-Mouth-Sign-or-Tray-Sitter-Choose-Size-Style_p_28483.html?referrer=rss"><img src="https://www.kennebug.com/assets/images/thumbnails/hd159fwwd asshole get jealous cow_thumbnail.png" align="right" border=0></a>Introducing the Jealous A**hole Sign or Tray Sitter – the perfect conversation starter for those with a sharp sense of humor! This cheeky home accessory poses the age-old question: Does your a**hole ever get jealous of the sh*t that comes out of your...<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Funny-Does-Your-Asshole-Ever-Get-Jealous-of-the-Shit-that-Comes-out-of-Your-Mouth-Sign-or-Tray-Sitter-Choose-Size-Style_p_28483.html?referrer=rss">[Read More]</a><br><b>Our Price:</b> $7.99 <font color="red"></font> [<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/add_cart.asp?quick=1&item_id=28483&out=1" target="_new">Add to Cart</a>]</p><br clear=all>]]></content:encoded>
<isc:description><![CDATA[<div><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><p><span style="font-size: 14px; white-space-collapse: preserve-breaks; font-family: &quot;Canva Sans&quot;, &quot;Noto Sans Variable&quot;, &quot;Noto Sans&quot;, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, &quot;Segoe UI&quot;, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(13, 18, 22);">Introducing the "Jealous A**hole Sign or Tray Sitter" – the perfect conversation starter for those with a sharp sense of humor! This cheeky home accessory poses the age-old question: "Does your a**hole ever get jealous of the sh*t that comes out of your mouth?" Available in a variety of sizes and styles, this sign or tray sitter is crafted with quality materials to ensure it lasts longer than your last awkward dinner party. Whether you're sprucing up your office, kitchen, or bathroom, this piece guarantees giggles and double-takes from every guest. Embrace the humor and let your decor do the talking – after all, who needs a filter when you've got a sign like this?</span></p><p>This sign is available in the following styles and sizes-</p></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Option A</span></div><div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Solid Wood or MDF block (depending on inventory) approximately 3.5-4" square. Thickness will range from .75 - 1". Can be sat on a flat surface. Indoor Use Only.</span></div><div><br></div></div><div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Option D</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Solid Wood or MDF block (depending on inventory) approximately 5" square. Thickness will range from .75 - 1". Can be sat on a flat surface. Indoor Use Only.</span></div></div><div><br></div><div><span style="color: rgb(104, 97, 88); font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Option G</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Brown framed white sign. 10x10x1. Flat surface or hung with lip on the back. Indoor Use Only.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);"><br></span></div><div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Stretched canvas stapled to wood frame in following sizes:</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">3 x 3 x 7/16</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">4 x 4 x 1.5</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">6 x 6 x 1.5</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">12 x 12 x .5</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Indoor Use Only</span></div></div><div><br></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Great for farmhouse, rustic and industrial decor lovers. </span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">If you do not see what you are looking for drop us an email and we would love to work with you on a design. </span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Handmade to order in our Michigan studio.</span></div></div>                                                                  ]]></isc:description>
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<title><![CDATA[The Cats Have Been Fed Don't Believe Their Bullshit Sign Choose Size Funny Cat Owner Gift]]></title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 7 Oct 2026 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<isc:description><![CDATA[<div><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><p>For every cat owner who's been subjected to endless meows and dramatic pleas for food, this witty The Cats Have Been Fed Do Not Believe Their Bullshit sign is a perfect declaration. This charming piece of wall art features a delightful watercolor-style illustration of a serene cat sitting on a rock in a calm body of water, surrounded by elegant floral and leafy borders. Below this deceptively peaceful scene, the humorous and relatable phrase "The cats have been fed. Do not believe their bullshit" is prominently displayed in a classic black font. It's a perfect piece for anyone who understands the manipulative (and adorable) tactics of their feline friends.</p><p>This unique sign makes an ideal gift for cat owners, pet lovers, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh about the daily antics of their furry companions. It's perfect for kitchen decor, a living room, a pet-themed space, or as a fun addition to any home where cats rule the roost. It serves as a playful reminder to stay strong against those hungry stares.</p></div></div></div></div></div>                                                                ]]></isc:description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 7 Oct 2026 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Funny-Unfortunately-I-Found-Out-Without-Even-Getting-to-Fck-Around-Sign-Choose-Size_p_28506.html?referrer=rss"><img src="https://www.kennebug.com/assets/images/thumbnails/hd159fwwd found out no fuck_thumbnail.png" align="right" border=0></a>Introducing the Unfortunately, I Found Out Without Even Getting to F*ck Around sign – the perfect piece of decor for those who appreciate a touch of humor with a side of life’s hard truths! Whether you're adorning your home office, living room, or a ...<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Funny-Unfortunately-I-Found-Out-Without-Even-Getting-to-Fck-Around-Sign-Choose-Size_p_28506.html?referrer=rss">[Read More]</a><br><b>Our Price:</b> $7.99 <font color="red"></font> [<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/add_cart.asp?quick=1&item_id=28506&out=1" target="_new">Add to Cart</a>]</p><br clear=all> ]]></description>
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<isc:description><![CDATA[<div><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><p>Introducing the "Unfortunately, I Found Out Without Even Getting to F*ck Around" sign – the perfect piece of decor for those who appreciate a touch of humor with a side of life’s hard truths! Whether you're adorning your home office, living room, or a secret lair where you plot your next escapade, this sign serves as a cheeky reminder that sometimes, life hands you the answers before you’ve even asked the questions. Crafted with high-quality materials, it’s built to last longer than your last New Year’s resolution. Available in various sizes, this sign is ready to hang wherever you need a little reminder that, occasionally, the universe skips the fun part. Get ready to laugh, nod knowingly, and maybe even spark a conversation or two with this hilariously honest addition to your space!</p><p>This sign is available in the following styles and sizes-</p></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Option A</span></div><div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Solid Wood or MDF block (depending on inventory) approximately 3.5-4" square. Thickness will range from .75 - 1". Can be sat on a flat surface. Indoor Use Only.</span></div><div><br></div></div><div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Option D</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Solid Wood or MDF block (depending on inventory) approximately 5" square. Thickness will range from .75 - 1". Can be sat on a flat surface. Indoor Use Only.</span></div></div><div><br></div><div><span style="color: rgb(104, 97, 88); font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Option G</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Brown framed white sign. 10x10x1. Flat surface or hung with lip on the back. Indoor Use Only.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);"><br></span></div><div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Stretched canvas stapled to wood frame in following sizes:</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">3 x 3 x 7/16</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">4 x 4 x 1.5</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">6 x 6 x 1.5</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">12 x 12 x .5</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Indoor Use Only</span></div></div><div><br></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Great for farmhouse, rustic and industrial decor lovers. </span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">If you do not see what you are looking for drop us an email and we would love to work with you on a design. </span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Handmade to order in our Michigan studio.</span></div></div>                                                                                     ]]></isc:description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 7 Oct 2026 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Funny-Shitters-Full-Camper-Bathroom-Sign-Choose-Size_p_28510.html?referrer=rss"><img src="https://www.kennebug.com/assets/images/thumbnails/square canvas shitters full_thumbnail.png" align="right" border=0></a>Introducing the Funny Sh*tters Full Camper Bathroom Sign – the ultimate must-have for every road warrior's lavatory! This hilarious sign is perfect for those who embrace the unpredictable nature of life on the road and aren't afraid to share a good l...<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Funny-Shitters-Full-Camper-Bathroom-Sign-Choose-Size_p_28510.html?referrer=rss">[Read More]</a><br><b>Our Price:</b> $7.99 <font color="red"></font> [<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/add_cart.asp?quick=1&item_id=28510&out=1" target="_new">Add to Cart</a>]</p><br clear=all> ]]></description>
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<isc:description><![CDATA[<div><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><p>Introducing the "Funny Sh*tters Full Camper Bathroom Sign" – the ultimate must-have for every road warrior's lavatory! This hilarious sign is perfect for those who embrace the unpredictable nature of life on the road and aren't afraid to share a good laugh with their fellow campers. Crafted from high-quality materials, it comes in various sizes to perfectly fit your tiny home on wheels. Whether you're parked in the wilderness or cozied up at a campground, this cheeky sign will let everyone know that your sense of humor is as full as your camper. Easy to hang and guaranteed to spark conversation (and maybe a few chuckles), it's the perfect blend of practicality and personality. Get ready to take your bathroom decor from bland to grand with a touch of humor that hits the spot every time!</p><p>This sign is available in the following styles and sizes-</p></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Option A</span></div><div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Solid Wood or MDF block (depending on inventory) approximately 3.5-4" square. Thickness will range from .75 - 1". Can be sat on a flat surface. Indoor Use Only.</span></div><div><br></div></div><div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Option D</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Solid Wood or MDF block (depending on inventory) approximately 5" square. Thickness will range from .75 - 1". Can be sat on a flat surface. Indoor Use Only.</span></div></div><div><br></div><div><span style="color: rgb(104, 97, 88); font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Option G</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Brown framed white sign. 10x10x1. Flat surface or hung with lip on the back. Indoor Use Only.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);"><br></span></div><div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Stretched canvas stapled to wood frame in following sizes:</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">3 x 3 x 7/16</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">4 x 4 x 1.5</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">6 x 6 x 1.5</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">12 x 12 x .5</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Indoor Use Only</span></div></div><div><br></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Great for farmhouse, rustic and industrial decor lovers. </span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">If you do not see what you are looking for drop us an email and we would love to work with you on a design. </span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Handmade to order in our Michigan studio.</span></div></div>                                                                         ]]></isc:description>
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<title><![CDATA[A Wise Woman Once Said F*ck This Sh*t! Owl Sign - Funny Mature Humor - Multiple Sizes]]></title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 7 Oct 2026 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="https://www.kennebug.com/A-Wise-Woman-Once-Said-Fck-This-Sht-Owl-Sign--Funny-Mature-Humor--Multiple-Sizes_p_28511.html?referrer=rss"><img src="https://www.kennebug.com/assets/images/thumbnails/hd159fwwd wise woman owl_thumbnail.png" align="right" border=0></a>Introducing the Wise Woman's Mantra Sign – the perfect blend of wisdom and wit for your home or office! This delightful piece of d&eacute;cor captures the essence of those moments when life's little annoyances pile up and a simple, heartfelt exclamat...<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/A-Wise-Woman-Once-Said-Fck-This-Sht-Owl-Sign--Funny-Mature-Humor--Multiple-Sizes_p_28511.html?referrer=rss">[Read More]</a><br><b>Our Price:</b> $7.99 <font color="red"></font> [<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/add_cart.asp?quick=1&item_id=28511&out=1" target="_new">Add to Cart</a>]</p><br clear=all> ]]></description>
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<isc:description><![CDATA[<div><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><p>Introducing the "Wise Woman's Mantra" Sign – the perfect blend of wisdom and wit for your home or office! This delightful piece of d&eacute;cor captures the essence of those moments when life's little annoyances pile up and a simple, heartfelt exclamation is all it takes to reclaim your sanity. Available in multiple sizes, this sign fits perfectly in any space, whether it's perched on your desk as a daily reminder or hanging proudly in your living room as a conversation starter. Crafted with high-quality materials and a rustic charm, it's the ideal gift for anyone who appreciates a good laugh and a touch of sass. So, embrace your inner sage, and let this sign be the voice of reason (and humor) in your world!</p><p>This sign is available in the following styles and sizes-</p></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Option A</span></div><div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Solid Wood or MDF block (depending on inventory) approximately 3.5-4" square. Thickness will range from .75 - 1". Can be sat on a flat surface. Indoor Use Only.</span></div><div><br></div></div><div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Option D</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Solid Wood or MDF block (depending on inventory) approximately 5" square. Thickness will range from .75 - 1". Can be sat on a flat surface. Indoor Use Only.</span></div></div><div><br></div><div><span style="color: rgb(104, 97, 88); font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Option G</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Brown framed white sign. 10x10x1. Flat surface or hung with lip on the back. Indoor Use Only.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);"><br></span></div><div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Stretched canvas stapled to wood frame in following sizes:</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">3 x 3 x 7/16</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">4 x 4 x 1.5</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">6 x 6 x 1.5</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">12 x 12 x .5</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Indoor Use Only</span></div></div><div><br></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Great for farmhouse, rustic and industrial decor lovers. </span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">If you do not see what you are looking for drop us an email and we would love to work with you on a design. </span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Handmade to order in our Michigan studio.</span></div></div>                                                                                       ]]></isc:description>
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<title><![CDATA[Funny Where Shit Gets Done Floral Sign Choose Size]]></title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 7 Oct 2026 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Funny-Where-Shit-Gets-Done-Floral-Sign-Choose-Size_p_28512.html?referrer=rss"><img src="https://www.kennebug.com/assets/images/thumbnails/hd159fw where shit gets done_thumbnail.png" align="right" border=0></a>Click on each size option to see and read about each kind of blank used. Materials differ with sizes. Introducing the Funny Where Sh*t Gets Done Floral Sign – the perfect blend of sass and sophistication for your workspace or home office! This cheeky...<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Funny-Where-Shit-Gets-Done-Floral-Sign-Choose-Size_p_28512.html?referrer=rss">[Read More]</a><br><b>Our Price:</b> $7.99 <font color="red"></font> [<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/add_cart.asp?quick=1&item_id=28512&out=1" target="_new">Add to Cart</a>]</p><br clear=all> ]]></description>
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<isc:description><![CDATA[<div><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><p>Click on each size option to see and read about each kind of blank used. Materials differ with sizes. </p><p>Introducing the "Funny Where Sh*t Gets Done Floral Sign" – the perfect blend of sass and sophistication for your workspace or home office! This cheeky sign adds a touch of humor to any environment, reminding everyone that productivity doesn't have to be boring. Adorned with a delightful floral design, it's available in various sizes to fit your unique space, whether it's a tiny cubicle or a spacious studio. Crafted with durable materials, this sign is ready to inspire and amuse every day. Hang it up and let the world know that this is the spot where the magic—and the sh*t—truly gets done!</p><p>This sign is available in the following styles and sizes-</p></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Option A</span></div><div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Solid Wood or MDF block (depending on inventory) approximately 3.5-4" square. Thickness will range from .75 - 1". Can be sat on a flat surface. Indoor Use Only.</span></div><div><br></div></div><div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Option D</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Solid Wood or MDF block (depending on inventory) approximately 5" square. Thickness will range from .75 - 1". Can be sat on a flat surface. Indoor Use Only.</span></div></div><div><br></div><div><span style="color: rgb(104, 97, 88); font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Option G</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Brown framed white sign. 10x10x1. Flat surface or hung with lip on the back. Indoor Use Only.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);"><br></span></div><div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Stretched canvas stapled to wood frame in following sizes:</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">3 x 3 x 7/16</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">4 x 4 x 1.5</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">6 x 6 x 1.5</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">12 x 12 x .5</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Indoor Use Only</span></div></div><div><br></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Great for farmhouse, rustic and industrial decor lovers. </span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">If you do not see what you are looking for drop us an email and we would love to work with you on a design. </span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Handmade to order in our Michigan studio.</span></div></div>                                                                         ]]></isc:description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 7 Oct 2026 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Funny-Shittin-in-the-Mitten-Bathroom-Sign-Choose-Size-Michigan-Themed_p_28523.html?referrer=rss"><img src="https://www.kennebug.com/assets/images/thumbnails/hd159fw shittin mitten_thumbnail.png" align="right" border=0></a>Click the options to see the various sizes and blank material optionsFeatures:Regional Humor: Appeals to Michigan residents with a playful phrase.Playful Graphic: Features a humorous toilet and hand design.Unique Bathroom Decor: Adds a touch of perso...<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Funny-Shittin-in-the-Mitten-Bathroom-Sign-Choose-Size-Michigan-Themed_p_28523.html?referrer=rss">[Read More]</a><br><b>Our Price:</b> $7.99 <font color="red"></font> [<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/add_cart.asp?quick=1&item_id=28523&out=1" target="_new">Add to Cart</a>]</p><br clear=all> ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Funny Where Shit Gets Done Bathroom Sign Choose Size]]></title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 7 Oct 2026 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Funny-Where-Shit-Gets-Done-Bathroom-Sign-Choose-Size_p_28527.html?referrer=rss"><img src="https://www.kennebug.com/assets/images/thumbnails/hd159fw shit gets done bathroom_thumbnail.png" align="right" border=0></a>Introducing the Where Sh*t Gets Done Bathroom Sign – the perfect blend of humor and style for your restroom decor! This cheeky sign is available in a variety of sizes to fit any space, from cozy powder rooms to spacious master baths. Crafted with hig...<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Funny-Where-Shit-Gets-Done-Bathroom-Sign-Choose-Size_p_28527.html?referrer=rss">[Read More]</a><br><b>Our Price:</b> $7.99 <font color="red"></font> [<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/add_cart.asp?quick=1&item_id=28527&out=1" target="_new">Add to Cart</a>]</p><br clear=all> ]]></description>
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<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Funny-Where-Shit-Gets-Done-Bathroom-Sign-Choose-Size_p_28527.html?referrer=rss"><img src="https://www.kennebug.com/assets/images/thumbnails/hd159fw shit gets done bathroom_thumbnail.png" align="right" border=0></a>Introducing the Where Sh*t Gets Done Bathroom Sign – the perfect blend of humor and style for your restroom decor! This cheeky sign is available in a variety of sizes to fit any space, from cozy powder rooms to spacious master baths. Crafted with hig...<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Funny-Where-Shit-Gets-Done-Bathroom-Sign-Choose-Size_p_28527.html?referrer=rss">[Read More]</a><br><b>Our Price:</b> $7.99 <font color="red"></font> [<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/add_cart.asp?quick=1&item_id=28527&out=1" target="_new">Add to Cart</a>]</p><br clear=all>]]></content:encoded>
<isc:description><![CDATA[<div><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><p>Introducing the "Where Sh*t Gets Done" Bathroom Sign – the perfect blend of humor and style for your restroom decor! This cheeky sign is available in a variety of sizes to fit any space, from cozy powder rooms to spacious master baths. Crafted with high-quality materials, it ensures durability while adding a splash of wit to your walls. Whether you're looking to amuse guests or simply remind yourself of the bathroom's true purpose, this sign delivers a playful touch that keeps things light-hearted. Easy to hang and guaranteed to spark a smile, it’s the ultimate conversation starter for any home!</p><p>This sign is available in the following styles and sizes-</p></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Option A</span></div><div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Solid Wood or MDF block (depending on inventory) approximately 3.5-4" square. Thickness will range from .75 - 1". Can be sat on a flat surface. Indoor Use Only.</span></div><div><br></div></div><div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Option D</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Solid Wood or MDF block (depending on inventory) approximately 5" square. Thickness will range from .75 - 1". Can be sat on a flat surface. Indoor Use Only.</span></div></div><div><br></div><div><span style="color: rgb(104, 97, 88); font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Option G</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Brown framed white sign. 10x10x1. Flat surface or hung with lip on the back. Indoor Use Only.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);"><br></span></div><div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Stretched canvas stapled to wood frame in following sizes:</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">3 x 3 x 7/16</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">4 x 4 x 1.5</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">6 x 6 x 1.5</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">12 x 12 x .5</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Indoor Use Only</span></div></div><div><br></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Great for farmhouse, rustic and industrial decor lovers. </span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">If you do not see what you are looking for drop us an email and we would love to work with you on a design. </span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Handmade to order in our Michigan studio.</span></div></div>                                                                          ]]></isc:description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 7 Oct 2026 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Get-Your-Shit-Off-My-Counter--Funny-Kitchen-Sign--Sarcastic-Farmhouse-Decor_p_28531.html?referrer=rss"><img src="https://www.kennebug.com/assets/images/thumbnails/hd159fw shit off counter bkg 526 2_thumbnail.png" align="right" border=0></a>For the person who is officially done asking nicely—this “Get Your Shit Off My Counter” sign says exactly what everyone in the house is already thinking. Featuring a clean farmhouse-inspired design with bold typography, this funny sign adds humor and...<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Get-Your-Shit-Off-My-Counter--Funny-Kitchen-Sign--Sarcastic-Farmhouse-Decor_p_28531.html?referrer=rss">[Read More]</a><br><b>Our Price:</b> $7.99 <font color="red"></font> [<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/add_cart.asp?quick=1&item_id=28531&out=1" target="_new">Add to Cart</a>]</p><br clear=all> ]]></description>
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<isc:description><![CDATA[<div><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><p data-start="315" data-end="676">For the person who is officially done asking nicely—this “Get Your Shit Off My Counter” sign says exactly what everyone in the house is already thinking. Featuring a clean farmhouse-inspired design with bold typography, this funny sign adds humor and personality to kitchens, coffee bars, laundry rooms, bathrooms, entryways, or any clutter magnet in the house.</p><p data-start="678" data-end="895">Perfect for moms, wives, roommates, neat freaks, sarcastic friends, or anyone constantly clearing random junk off the counters, this sign makes a hilarious gift for housewarmings, birthdays, holidays, or just because.</p><p data-start="897" data-end="1053">The simple neutral style blends beautifully with farmhouse, rustic, cottage, and modern decor while still delivering the perfect dose of attitude and humor.</p><p data-start="1055" data-end="1223">Whether displayed in a busy family kitchen or a shared apartment, this sign is guaranteed to get laughs—and maybe even get people to clean up after themselves for once.</p><p data-start="1225" data-end="1336">Each piece is made to order in our Michigan USA family-run studio with a crisp durable finish designed to last.</p><p>




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<pubDate>Wed, 7 Oct 2026 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Funny-Im-Quitting-My-Job-Im-Tired-of-This-Shit-Toilet-Paper-Bathroom-Sign-Choose-Size_p_28539.html?referrer=rss"><img src="https://www.kennebug.com/assets/images/thumbnails/hd159fw quitting job tp 625_thumbnail.png" align="right" border=0></a>Introducing the I'm Quitting My Job, I'm Tired of This Sh*t Toilet Paper Bathroom Sign – the perfect blend of cheeky humor and bathroom d&eacute;cor! This hilarious sign is a must-have for anyone who's ever dreamed of leaving their 9-to-5 behind in a...<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Funny-Im-Quitting-My-Job-Im-Tired-of-This-Shit-Toilet-Paper-Bathroom-Sign-Choose-Size_p_28539.html?referrer=rss">[Read More]</a><br><b>Our Price:</b> $7.99 <font color="red"></font> [<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/add_cart.asp?quick=1&item_id=28539&out=1" target="_new">Add to Cart</a>]</p><br clear=all> ]]></description>
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<isc:description><![CDATA[<div><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><p>Introducing the "I'm Quitting My Job, I'm Tired of This Sh*t" Toilet Paper Bathroom Sign – the perfect blend of cheeky humor and bathroom d&eacute;cor! This hilarious sign is a must-have for anyone who's ever dreamed of leaving their 9-to-5 behind in a dramatic, toilet-paper-waving exit. Made from durable materials and available in various sizes, it’s sure to be the talk of your bathroom gatherings. </p><p>Gifting suggestions? This sign makes a fantastic present for your favorite coworker who's always cracking jokes about their exit strategy. Or, surprise a friend who's finally decided to take the plunge into retirement or entrepreneurship. It’s also an excellent gag gift for office Secret Santas, white elephant exchanges, or as a humorous touch to a housewarming party. Wherever it ends up, it’s guaranteed to get a laugh and remind everyone that sometimes, you've just got to roll with it!</p><p>This sign is available in the following styles and sizes-</p></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Option A</span></div><div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Solid Wood or MDF block (depending on inventory) approximately 3.5-4" square. Thickness will range from .75 - 1". Can be sat on a flat surface. Indoor Use Only.</span></div><div><br></div></div><div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Option D</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Solid Wood or MDF block (depending on inventory) approximately 5" square. Thickness will range from .75 - 1". Can be sat on a flat surface. Indoor Use Only.</span></div></div><div><br></div><div><span style="color: rgb(104, 97, 88); font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Option G</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Brown framed white sign. 10x10x1. Flat surface or hung with lip on the back. Indoor Use Only.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);"><br></span></div><div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Stretched canvas stapled to wood frame in following sizes:</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">3 x 3 x 7/16</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">4 x 4 x 1.5</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">6 x 6 x 1.5</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">12 x 12 x .5</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Indoor Use Only</span></div></div><div><br></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Great for farmhouse, rustic and industrial decor lovers. </span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">If you do not see what you are looking for drop us an email and we would love to work with you on a design. </span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Handmade to order in our Michigan studio.</span></div></div>                                                                         ]]></isc:description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 7 Oct 2026 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Funny-Fuck-Around-and-Find-Out-Floral-Sign-Choose-Size_p_28543.html?referrer=rss"><img src="https://www.kennebug.com/assets/images/thumbnails/HD159FWWD floral fafo_thumbnail.jpg" align="right" border=0></a>Introducing the Funny F*ck Around and Find Out Floral Sign – the perfect blend of sass and style for your home or office! This cheeky sign features a delightful floral design that contrasts hilariously with its bold message, making it an ideal conver...<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Funny-Fuck-Around-and-Find-Out-Floral-Sign-Choose-Size_p_28543.html?referrer=rss">[Read More]</a><br><b>Our Price:</b> $7.99 <font color="red"></font> [<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/add_cart.asp?quick=1&item_id=28543&out=1" target="_new">Add to Cart</a>]</p><br clear=all> ]]></description>
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<isc:description><![CDATA[<div><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><p>Introducing the "Funny F*ck Around and Find Out Floral Sign" – the perfect blend of sass and style for your home or office! This cheeky sign features a delightful floral design that contrasts hilariously with its bold message, making it an ideal conversation starter. Whether you're looking to spice up your living room or add a dash of humor to your workspace, this sign is sure to deliver a knowing chuckle to all who read it. Available in multiple sizes, it's easy to find the perfect fit for any space.</p><p>Gift Suggestions:</p><p>1. Pair it with a quirky mug that reads "World's Okayest Employee" for a fun office gift.</p><p>2. Add a set of colorful, sarcastic coasters for a housewarming gift with a twist.</p><p>3. Bundle it with a journal titled "My Brilliant Ideas (or Not)" for the friend who always has a new scheme.</p><p>4. Include a scented candle with a humorous label like "Smells Like Procrastination" for a complete gag gift set.</p><p>5. For a personalized touch, consider a custom photo frame with a silly snapshot of you and the recipient. </p><p>This sign is perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh and isn't afraid to show off their playful side!</p><p>This sign is available in the following styles and sizes-</p></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Option A</span></div><div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Solid Wood or MDF block (depending on inventory) approximately 3.5-4" square. Thickness will range from .75 - 1". Can be sat on a flat surface. Indoor Use Only.</span></div><div><br></div></div><div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Option D</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Solid Wood or MDF block (depending on inventory) approximately 5" square. Thickness will range from .75 - 1". Can be sat on a flat surface. Indoor Use Only.</span></div></div><div><br></div><div><span style="color: rgb(104, 97, 88); font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Option G</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Brown framed white sign. 10x10x1. Flat surface or hung with lip on the back. Indoor Use Only.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);"><br></span></div><div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Stretched canvas stapled to wood frame in following sizes:</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">3 x 3 x 7/16</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">4 x 4 x 1.5</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">6 x 6 x 1.5</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">12 x 12 x .5</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Indoor Use Only</span></div></div><div><br></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Great for farmhouse, rustic and industrial decor lovers. </span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">If you do not see what you are looking for drop us an email and we would love to work with you on a design. </span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Handmade to order in our Michigan studio.</span></div></div>                                                                  ]]></isc:description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 7 Oct 2026 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Funny-Please-Keep-Our-Shitter-Clean-Bathroom-Sign-Choose-Size_p_28544.html?referrer=rss"><img src="https://www.kennebug.com/assets/images/thumbnails/hd159fwwd keep shitter clean_thumbnail.png" align="right" border=0></a>Introducing the Funny Please Keep Our Sh*tter Clean bathroom sign – the perfect blend of humor and practicality for any restroom! This cheeky sign is available in various sizes to fit perfectly wherever you need a reminder that cleaning up is a share...<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Funny-Please-Keep-Our-Shitter-Clean-Bathroom-Sign-Choose-Size_p_28544.html?referrer=rss">[Read More]</a><br><b>Our Price:</b> $7.99 <font color="red"></font> [<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/add_cart.asp?quick=1&item_id=28544&out=1" target="_new">Add to Cart</a>]</p><br clear=all> ]]></description>
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<isc:description><![CDATA[<div><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><p>Introducing the "Funny Please Keep Our Sh*tter Clean" bathroom sign – the perfect blend of humor and practicality for any restroom! This cheeky sign is available in various sizes to fit perfectly wherever you need a reminder that cleaning up is a shared responsibility. Made from durable materials, it’s designed to withstand even the most frequent bathroom visitors. </p><p>Gifting this sign is an excellent idea for a variety of occasions. It’s the ideal housewarming present for friends who appreciate a good laugh or a quirky addition to a newlywed couple’s first shared bathroom. It also makes a hilarious gag gift for a colleague who’s always complaining about the office restroom situation. Whether it’s for a birthday, a white elephant exchange, or just because, this sign promises to keep spirits high and bathrooms sparkling.</p><p>This sign is available in the following styles and sizes-</p></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Option A</span></div><div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Solid Wood or MDF block (depending on inventory) approximately 3.5-4" square. Thickness will range from .75 - 1". Can be sat on a flat surface. Indoor Use Only.</span></div><div><br></div></div><div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Option D</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Solid Wood or MDF block (depending on inventory) approximately 5" square. Thickness will range from .75 - 1". Can be sat on a flat surface. Indoor Use Only.</span></div></div><div><br></div><div><span style="color: rgb(104, 97, 88); font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Option G</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Brown framed white sign. 10x10x1. Flat surface or hung with lip on the back. Indoor Use Only.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);"><br></span></div><div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Stretched canvas stapled to wood frame in following sizes:</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">3 x 3 x 7/16</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">4 x 4 x 1.5</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">6 x 6 x 1.5</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">12 x 12 x .5</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Indoor Use Only</span></div></div><div><br></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Great for farmhouse, rustic and industrial decor lovers. </span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">If you do not see what you are looking for drop us an email and we would love to work with you on a design. </span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Handmade to order in our Michigan studio.</span></div></div>                                                                          ]]></isc:description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 7 Oct 2026 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="https://www.kennebug.com/If-Assholes-Could-Fly-This-Place-Would-Be-An-Airport--Funny-Sarcastic-Sign--Snarky-Humor-Decor_p_28545.html?referrer=rss"><img src="https://www.kennebug.com/assets/images/thumbnails/hd159fw asshole airport 526 1_thumbnail.png" align="right" border=0></a>Add a little sarcastic humor to your space with this “If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport” sign featuring a soft watercolor-style airport landscape and vintage airplane illustration.Perfect for anyone with a sharp sense of humor, thi...<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/If-Assholes-Could-Fly-This-Place-Would-Be-An-Airport--Funny-Sarcastic-Sign--Snarky-Humor-Decor_p_28545.html?referrer=rss">[Read More]</a><br><b>Our Price:</b> $7.99 <font color="red"></font> [<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/add_cart.asp?quick=1&item_id=28545&out=1" target="_new">Add to Cart</a>]</p><br clear=all> ]]></description>
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Gift this to your zen-loving friend who occasionally needs a humorous reminder to keep their boundaries intact, or to a colleague who navigates office politics with both grace and grit. It's also an ideal present for your quirky sibling who’s mastered the art of balancing inner peace with a touch of mischievous charm. Pair it with a candle or a cozy throw to create a complete gift of comfort and comedy. Let this sign be a gentle reminder that it's okay to be a little bit of everything, including unapologetically authentic!</span></p><p>This sign is available in the following styles and sizes-</p></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Option A</span></div><div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Solid Wood or MDF block (depending on inventory) approximately 3.5-4" square. Thickness will range from .75 - 1". Can be sat on a flat surface. Indoor Use Only.</span></div><div><br></div></div><div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Option D</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Solid Wood or MDF block (depending on inventory) approximately 5" square. Thickness will range from .75 - 1". Can be sat on a flat surface. Indoor Use Only.</span></div></div><div><br></div><div><span style="color: rgb(104, 97, 88); font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Option G</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Brown framed white sign. 10x10x1. Flat surface or hung with lip on the back. Indoor Use Only.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);"><br></span></div><div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Stretched canvas stapled to wood frame in following sizes:</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">3 x 3 x 7/16</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">4 x 4 x 1.5</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">6 x 6 x 1.5</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">12 x 12 x .5</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Indoor Use Only</span></div></div><div><br></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Great for farmhouse, rustic and industrial decor lovers. </span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">If you do not see what you are looking for drop us an email and we would love to work with you on a design. </span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Handmade to order in our Michigan studio.</span></div></div>                                                                   ]]></isc:description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 7 Oct 2026 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Funny-Do-All-Things-with-Kindness-Go-Fuck-Yourself-Sign-Sunrise-Choose-Size_p_28547.html?referrer=rss"><img src="https://www.kennebug.com/assets/images/thumbnails/hd159fwwd kindness fucker_thumbnail.png" align="right" border=0></a>Introducing the hilariously cheeky Do All Things with Kindness: Go F*ck Yourself sign, where motivational charm meets sassy wit! This sign, adorned with a vibrant sunrise design, is perfect for those who appreciate a dash of humor with their morning ...<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Funny-Do-All-Things-with-Kindness-Go-Fuck-Yourself-Sign-Sunrise-Choose-Size_p_28547.html?referrer=rss">[Read More]</a><br><b>Our Price:</b> $7.99 <font color="red"></font> [<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/add_cart.asp?quick=1&item_id=28547&out=1" target="_new">Add to Cart</a>]</p><br clear=all> ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 7 Oct 2026 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<pubDate>Wed, 7 Oct 2026 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Funny-If-I-Was-a-Bird-I-Know-Who-I-Would-Shit-On-Sign-Choose-Size-Subtle-Hidden-Message_p_28552.html?referrer=rss"><img src="https://www.kennebug.com/assets/images/thumbnails/hd159fwwd bird shit on_thumbnail.png" align="right" border=0></a>Introducing the If I Was a Bird, I Know Who I Would Sh*t On Sign – the perfect balance of charm, wit, and a touch of cheekiness that will have everyone smiling! Crafted for those who appreciate a humorously subtle message, this sign is a delightful a...<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Funny-If-I-Was-a-Bird-I-Know-Who-I-Would-Shit-On-Sign-Choose-Size-Subtle-Hidden-Message_p_28552.html?referrer=rss">[Read More]</a><br><b>Our Price:</b> $7.99 <font color="red"></font> [<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/add_cart.asp?quick=1&item_id=28552&out=1" target="_new">Add to Cart</a>]</p><br clear=all> ]]></description>
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<isc:description><![CDATA[<div><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><p>Introducing the "If I Was a Bird, I Know Who I Would Sh*t On" Sign – the perfect balance of charm, wit, and a touch of cheekiness that will have everyone smiling! Crafted for those who appreciate a humorously subtle message, this sign is a delightful addition to any space in need of a little comic relief. Available in various sizes, it fits perfectly on your office desk, home entryway, or even as a conversational piece in the bathroom. </p><p>Gift Suggestions: Pair this sign with a quirky birdhouse or some delightful bird-themed stationery for the ultimate whimsical gift set. It’s also a great addition to a gag gift basket filled with other humorous items like funny socks or a joke book. Whether it's for a friend who loves a good laugh or a colleague who needs a lighthearted reminder of life's little ironies, this sign is sure to ruffle feathers in the best way possible!</p><p>This sign is available in the following styles and sizes-</p></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Option A</span></div><div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Solid Wood or MDF block (depending on inventory) approximately 3.5-4" square. Thickness will range from .75 - 1". Can be sat on a flat surface. Indoor Use Only.</span></div><div><br></div></div><div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Option D</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Solid Wood or MDF block (depending on inventory) approximately 5" square. Thickness will range from .75 - 1". Can be sat on a flat surface. Indoor Use Only.</span></div></div><div><br></div><div><span style="color: rgb(104, 97, 88); font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Option G</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Brown framed white sign. 10x10x1. Flat surface or hung with lip on the back. Indoor Use Only.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);"><br></span></div><div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Stretched canvas stapled to wood frame in following sizes:</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">3 x 3 x 7/16</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">4 x 4 x 1.5</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">6 x 6 x 1.5</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">12 x 12 x .5</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Indoor Use Only</span></div></div><div><br></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Great for farmhouse, rustic and industrial decor lovers. </span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">If you do not see what you are looking for drop us an email and we would love to work with you on a design. </span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Handmade to order in our Michigan studio.</span></div></div>                                                                 ]]></isc:description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 7 Oct 2026 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<isc:description><![CDATA[<div><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><p>Introducing the "There is F*ckery to Spread" Floral Sign, the perfect blend of cheeky charm and whimsical elegance. This bold statement piece is designed for those who appreciate a good laugh and a touch of irreverence in their decor. Adorned with vibrant floral motifs, this sign is a charming contradiction, offering a hint of sophistication with a delightful dash of mischief.</p><p>Looking for the perfect gift to accompany this sassy sign? Consider pairing it with a quirky coffee mug that declares "Caffeine and Chaos," a cozy pair of socks with the phrase "If You Can Read This, Bring Me Wine," or a journal titled "My Brilliant Ideas and Other Nonsense." These gifts are sure to complement the playful spirit of the sign and bring a smile to the face of any recipient, be it a friend, a family member, or even yourself!</p><p>This sign is available in the following styles and sizes-</p></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Option A</span></div><div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Solid Wood or MDF block (depending on inventory) approximately 3.5-4" square. Thickness will range from .75 - 1". Can be sat on a flat surface. Indoor Use Only.</span></div><div><br></div></div><div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Option D</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Solid Wood or MDF block (depending on inventory) approximately 5" square. Thickness will range from .75 - 1". Can be sat on a flat surface. Indoor Use Only.</span></div></div><div><br></div><div><span style="color: rgb(104, 97, 88); font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Option G</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Brown framed white sign. 10x10x1. Flat surface or hung with lip on the back. Indoor Use Only.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);"><br></span></div><div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Stretched canvas stapled to wood frame in following sizes:</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">3 x 3 x 7/16</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">4 x 4 x 1.5</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">6 x 6 x 1.5</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">12 x 12 x .5</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Indoor Use Only</span></div></div><div><br></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Great for farmhouse, rustic and industrial decor lovers. </span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">If you do not see what you are looking for drop us an email and we would love to work with you on a design. </span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Handmade to order in our Michigan studio.</span></div></div>                                                                   ]]></isc:description>
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<title><![CDATA[Funny What And I Can't Stress This Enough The Fuck Personalized Key Chain]]></title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 7 Oct 2026 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Funny-What-And-I-Cant-Stress-This-Enough-The-Fuck-Personalized-Key-Chain_p_28591.html?referrer=rss"><img src="https://www.kennebug.com/assets/images/thumbnails/DTKC wtf stress BKG3_thumbnail.jpg" align="right" border=0></a>Stainless Steel dog tag shaped key chain engraved as shown. The laser engraving is a long lasting impression that will not fade or wash off. The stainless steel dog tag measures approximately 1 5/8(42mm) x 1 (24mm) and 1mm thick. Finished size with a...<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Funny-What-And-I-Cant-Stress-This-Enough-The-Fuck-Personalized-Key-Chain_p_28591.html?referrer=rss">[Read More]</a><br><b>Our Price:</b> $12.99 <font color="red"></font> [<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/add_cart.asp?quick=1&item_id=28591&out=1" target="_new">Add to Cart</a>]</p><br clear=all> ]]></description>
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<isc:description><![CDATA[<p>Stainless Steel dog tag shaped key chain engraved as shown. The laser engraving is a long lasting impression that will not fade or wash off.  The stainless steel dog tag measures approximately 1 5/8"(42mm) x 1" (24mm) and 1mm  thick. Finished size with attached key ring measures 2 3/4" (70mm) long.</p><p>The matte finish back of the dog tag can be engraved with a message as well such as names, dates, or small phrase. The back can fit a good amount of text but keep in mind the more text the smaller the font will be. We can also engrave logos and graphics.</p><p><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 18px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Unlock the door to laughter and personalization with our Stainless Steel Dog Tag Keychain. Designed to be both timeless and tastefully irreverent, this keychain is perfect for those who appreciate a touch of humor in their everyday essentials. The front of this polished tag features an engraving that’s sure to amuse: 'Funny What And I Can't Stress This Enough The F***.' It captures attention and sparks conversation wherever it goes. On the reverse, make it truly yours with personalized engraving—whether it’s a name, a memorable date, or an inside joke, the choice is yours. Crafted from durable stainless steel, it promises longevity and a sleek finish that resists tarnishing. Ideal for gifting, this keychain makes a delightful present for friends, family, or even a little treat for yourself. Whether it’s a birthday, anniversary, or a 'just because' moment, gifting this keychain means delivering a smile, wrapped in a polished keepsake</span></p><p>These make great stocking stuffers and gifts as well as for school banquets and promotional giveaways. Email us about quantity discounts.</p><p>If you can't find what you are looking for drop us an email and we would love to work with you to design just what you need.</p>  If you do not see what you are looking for drop us an email and we would love to work with you on a design.                      ]]></isc:description>
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<title><![CDATA[Funny Behold My Field of Fucks Floral Personalized Key Chain]]></title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 7 Oct 2026 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Funny-Behold-My-Field-of-Fucks-Floral-Personalized-Key-Chain_p_28596.html?referrer=rss"><img src="https://www.kennebug.com/assets/images/thumbnails/DTKC behold my field BKG3_thumbnail.jpg" align="right" border=0></a>Stainless Steel dog tag shaped key chain engraved as shown. The laser engraving is a long lasting impression that will not fade or wash off. The stainless steel dog tag measures approximately 1 5/8(42mm) x 1 (24mm) and 1mm thick. Finished size with a...<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Funny-Behold-My-Field-of-Fucks-Floral-Personalized-Key-Chain_p_28596.html?referrer=rss">[Read More]</a><br><b>Our Price:</b> $12.99 <font color="red"></font> [<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/add_cart.asp?quick=1&item_id=28596&out=1" target="_new">Add to Cart</a>]</p><br clear=all> ]]></description>
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<isc:description><![CDATA[<p>Stainless Steel dog tag shaped key chain engraved as shown. The laser engraving is a long lasting impression that will not fade or wash off.  The stainless steel dog tag measures approximately 1 5/8"(42mm) x 1" (24mm) and 1mm  thick. Finished size with attached key ring measures 2 3/4" (70mm) long.</p><p>The matte finish back of the dog tag can be engraved with a message as well such as names, dates, or small phrase. The back can fit a good amount of text but keep in mind the more text the smaller the font will be. We can also engrave logos and graphics.</p><p><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 18px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Introducing the one-of-a-kind Stainless Steel Dog Tag Keychain, the perfect blend of edgy humor and personalized elegance. This unique accessory is designed for those who appreciate a touch of irreverence mixed with style. On the front, a cheeky engraving blooms with a row of flowers proudly displaying the words, 'Behold My Field,' inviting both chuckles and conversation wherever you go. But the allure doesn't stop there. Flip it over to reveal a blank canvas, ready for your personal touch. Whether it's a meaningful message, an important date, or a simple name, make this keychain truly yours. Crafted from high-quality stainless steel, it's not just a key holder, it's a statement of personality that promises durability and a lifetime of laughter. Perfect for gift-givers in search of an unusual present, this keychain is ideal for friends with a sharp wit or anyone who appreciates a good joke. Embrace the unexpected; give the gift that keeps on giving with this delightful, customizable keepsake.</span></p><p>These make great stocking stuffers and gifts as well as for school banquets and promotional giveaways. Email us about quantity discounts.</p><p>If you can't find what you are looking for drop us an email and we would love to work with you to design just what you need.</p>  If you do not see what you are looking for drop us an email and we would love to work with you on a design.                        ]]></isc:description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 7 Oct 2026 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<isc:description><![CDATA[<div>This fun keychain makes an ideal gag gift for husbands, partners, or any significant other who appreciates edgy humor and a deep, unconventional bond. It's perfect for anniversaries, birthdays, holidays, or just to bring a knowing smirk and a shared chuckle to his face while subtly encouraging continued good behavior. <span style="font-weight: bold;">The back side of this keychain can be personalized</span> with a name, a significant date, a special message, or a short quote, making it an even more unique and cherished token that will be carried and treasured daily.</div><ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;">Stainless steel dog tag shaped keychain</span></li><li><span style="font-weight: bold;">Measures roughly 2.5-2.75 inches top to bottom</span></li><li><span style="font-weight: bold;">Can be personalized on matte finish reverse side</span></li><li><span style="font-weight: bold;">Laser engraved so will not fade or rub off</span></li><li><span style="font-weight: bold;">Made to order in our Michigan, USA studio </span></li></ul>]]></isc:description>
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<title><![CDATA[Funny I Don't Know Shit About Fuck Personalized Key Chain]]></title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 7 Oct 2026 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Funny-I-Dont-Know-Shit-About-Fuck-Personalized-Key-Chain_p_28606.html?referrer=rss"><img src="https://www.kennebug.com/assets/images/thumbnails/DTKC BKG6 shit about fuck_thumbnail.jpg" align="right" border=0></a>Stainless Steel dog tag shaped key chain engraved as shown. The laser engraving is a long lasting impression that will not fade or wash off. The stainless steel dog tag measures approximately 1 5/8(42mm) x 1 (24mm) and 1mm thick. Finished size with a...<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Funny-I-Dont-Know-Shit-About-Fuck-Personalized-Key-Chain_p_28606.html?referrer=rss">[Read More]</a><br><b>Our Price:</b> $12.99 <font color="red"></font> [<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/add_cart.asp?quick=1&item_id=28606&out=1" target="_new">Add to Cart</a>]</p><br clear=all> ]]></description>
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<isc:description><![CDATA[<p>Stainless Steel dog tag shaped key chain engraved as shown. The laser engraving is a long lasting impression that will not fade or wash off.  The stainless steel dog tag measures approximately 1 5/8"(42mm) x 1" (24mm) and 1mm  thick. Finished size with attached key ring measures 2 3/4" (70mm) long.</p><p>The matte finish back of the dog tag can be engraved with a message as well such as names, dates, or small phrase. The back can fit a good amount of text but keep in mind the more text the smaller the font will be. We can also engrave logos and graphics.</p><p><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 18px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Introducing the one-of-a-kind Stainless Steel Dog Tag Keychain, the perfect blend of edgy humor and personalized elegance. This unique accessory is designed for those who appreciate a touch of irreverence mixed with style. On the front, a cheeky engraving blooms with a row of flowers proudly displaying the words, 'Behold My Field,' inviting both chuckles and conversation wherever you go. But the allure doesn't stop there. Flip it over to reveal a blank canvas, ready for your personal touch. Whether it's a meaningful message, an important date, or a simple name, make this keychain truly yours. Crafted from high-quality stainless steel, it's not just a key holder, it's a statement of personality that promises durability and a lifetime of laughter. Perfect for gift-givers in search of an unusual present, this keychain is ideal for friends with a sharp wit or anyone who appreciates a good joke. Embrace the unexpected; give the gift that keeps on giving with this delightful, customizable keepsake.</span></p><p>These make great stocking stuffers and gifts as well as for school banquets and promotional giveaways. Email us about quantity discounts.</p><p>If you can't find what you are looking for drop us an email and we would love to work with you to design just what you need.</p>  If you do not see what you are looking for drop us an email and we would love to work with you on a design.                         ]]></isc:description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 7 Oct 2026 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Beautiful-Floral-Mama-Runs-This-Shit-Show-Sign_p_28613.html?referrer=rss"><img src="https://www.kennebug.com/assets/images/thumbnails/mama shit show 425 jd_thumbnail.jpg" align="right" border=0></a>Beautiful Floral It's a Good Day to Have a Good Day Inspirational and Motivational SignClick sign options for descriptions and size of signs and canvasesIntroducing the Mama Runs This Shit Show Sign, the ultimate badge of honor for every mom who’s ju...<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Beautiful-Floral-Mama-Runs-This-Shit-Show-Sign_p_28613.html?referrer=rss">[Read More]</a><br><b>Our Price:</b> $8.99 <font color="red"></font> [<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/add_cart.asp?quick=1&item_id=28613&out=1" target="_new">Add to Cart</a>]</p><br clear=all> ]]></description>
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<isc:description><![CDATA[<div><div>Beautiful Floral It's a Good Day to Have a Good Day Inspirational and Motivational Sign</div><div><br></div><div>Click sign options for descriptions and size of signs and canvases</div><div><br></div><div><p>Introducing the "Mama Runs This Shit Show" Sign, the ultimate badge of honor for every mom who’s juggling life like a pro. This cheeky and hilarious sign is perfect for adding a touch of humor to any space, whether it’s the kitchen, living room, or even the bathroom. With its bold statement and playful design, it’s a daily reminder that moms are the true superheroes, managing the chaos with grace and a whole lot of sass. This sign is not just decor; it’s a celebration of the beautiful mess that is motherhood.</p><p>Looking for the perfect gift? Here are some fun ideas:</p><p>For the new mom, pair this sign with a cozy blanket and a bottle of wine. She’ll appreciate the acknowledgment of her hard work and the chance to unwind. For the seasoned mom, create a gift basket with this sign, some luxurious bath salts, and a funny parenting book. It’s the perfect way to say, “You’ve got this!” And for the mom-to-be, combine this sign with a cute onesie and a pack of diapers. She’ll love the humor and the practicality. So go ahead, celebrate the amazing moms in your life with this delightful and cheeky sign. It’s a small gesture that promises big laughs and even bigger appreciation.</p></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Great for farmhouse, rustic and industrial decor lovers. </span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">If you do not see what you are looking for drop us an email and we would love to work with you on a design. </span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Handmade to order in our Michigan studio.</span></div></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; white-space-collapse: preserve-breaks; font-family: &quot;Canva Sans&quot;, &quot;Noto Sans Variable&quot;, &quot;Noto Sans&quot;, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, &quot;Segoe UI&quot;, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(13, 18, 22);"><br></span></div>           ]]></isc:description>
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<title><![CDATA[Hilarious I'm a Bit of a Plant Whore Frog on a Lilypad Sign]]></title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 7 Oct 2026 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<isc:description><![CDATA[<div><div>Click sign options for descriptions and size of signs and canvases</div><div><br></div><div>Introducing the "I'm a Bit of a Plant Whore" Frog on a Lilypad Sign, the perfect addition to any plant lover's collection. This cheeky and humorous sign features an adorable frog lounging on a lilypad, proudly declaring their love for all things green and leafy. It's a fun and engaging way to show off your plant obsession and add a touch of whimsy to your home or garden. Whether you're a seasoned plant parent or just starting your green journey, this sign is sure to bring a smile to your face and a chuckle to your guests.</div><div><p></p></div><div><span style="color: rgb(104, 97, 88); font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Great for farmhouse, rustic and industrial decor lovers. </span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">If you do not see what you are looking for drop us an email and we would love to work with you on a design. </span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Handmade to order in our Michigan studio.</span></div></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; white-space-collapse: preserve-breaks; font-family: &quot;Canva Sans&quot;, &quot;Noto Sans Variable&quot;, &quot;Noto Sans&quot;, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, &quot;Segoe UI&quot;, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(13, 18, 22);"><br></span></div>          ]]></isc:description>
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<title><![CDATA[Fuck My Anxiety Floral Relief Funny Statement Sign Choose Size and Style]]></title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 7 Oct 2026 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Fuck-My-Anxiety-Floral-Relief-Funny-Statement-Sign-Choose-Size-and-Style_p_28618.html?referrer=rss"><img src="https://www.kennebug.com/assets/images/thumbnails/bhb0316 fuck my anxiety_thumbnail.jpg" align="right" border=0></a>Click the options to see the various sizes and blank optionsExpress your feelings with a bold and beautiful statement with our Fuck My Anxiety sign! This striking decor piece features a vibrant and whimsical floral arrangement in a pot, bursting with...<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Fuck-My-Anxiety-Floral-Relief-Funny-Statement-Sign-Choose-Size-and-Style_p_28618.html?referrer=rss">[Read More]</a><br><b>Our Price:</b> $8.99 <font color="red"></font> [<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/add_cart.asp?quick=1&item_id=28618&out=1" target="_new">Add to Cart</a>]</p><br clear=all> ]]></description>
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<isc:description><![CDATA[<div><p>Click the options to see the various sizes and blank options</p><p data-sourcepos="7:1-7:702">Express your feelings with a bold and beautiful statement with our Fuck My Anxiety sign! This striking decor piece features a vibrant and whimsical floral arrangement in a pot, bursting with colorful flowers and lush greenery. Below this cheerful illustration, the phrase "Fuck My Anxiety" is displayed in a flowing, elegant script, creating a compelling contrast between beauty and raw emotion. It's perfect for anyone who deals with anxiety and finds humor or a cathartic release in direct expression. This sign makes an excellent gag gift, a unique present for a friend, or a powerful statement piece for a personal space, office, or bedroom. This sign is available in multiple sizes and substrates.</p><ul data-sourcepos="9:1-13:0">
<li data-sourcepos="9:1-9:96"><strong>Bold &amp; Expressive Message:</strong> Features the direct and cathartic phrase "Fuck My Anxiety."</li>
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<li data-sourcepos="11:1-11:141"><strong>Ideal Gag Gift/Statement Piece:</strong> Great for friends, or anyone who appreciates raw emotion and a bit of dark humor as a coping mechanism.</li>
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<title><![CDATA[ Funny Knoweth Thy Lane and Stayeth the Fuck in It Sign]]></title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 7 Oct 2026 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<pubDate>Wed, 7 Oct 2026 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Funny The Sun Will Rise Again Fuck You Father and Son Sign]]></title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 7 Oct 2026 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[ Funny It's Not a Whore House It's a Whore Home Sign]]></title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 7 Oct 2026 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Funny Live Love Fuck It Heart and Pastels Sign]]></title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 7 Oct 2026 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Funny-Live-Love-Fuck-It-Heart-and-Pastels-Sign_p_28657.html?referrer=rss"><img src="https://www.kennebug.com/assets/images/thumbnails/hd159fw live love fuck it_thumbnail.png" align="right" border=0></a>Click on each size option to see and read about each kind of blank used. Materials differ with sizes. Add a touch of humor and irreverence to your home decor with this whimsical sign. Featuring the bold phrase Live Love Fuck It in a playful heart des...<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Funny-Live-Love-Fuck-It-Heart-and-Pastels-Sign_p_28657.html?referrer=rss">[Read More]</a><br><b>Our Price:</b> $7.99 <font color="red"></font> [<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/add_cart.asp?quick=1&item_id=28657&out=1" target="_new">Add to Cart</a>]</p><br clear=all> ]]></description>
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<isc:description><![CDATA[<div><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><p></p><div></div><p></p><p>Click on each size option to see and read about each kind of blank used. Materials differ with sizes.  </p><p><span>Add a touch of humor and irreverence to your home decor with this whimsical sign. Featuring the bold phrase "Live Love Fuck It" in a playful heart design, this sign is perfect for those who appreciate a bit of cheeky humor. The pastel colors and charming typography make it a delightful addition to any room, whether it's your living space, bedroom, or office. Crafted from high-quality materials, this sign is durable and easy to hang. It's an ideal gift for friends who enjoy a good laugh and a reminder to not take life too seriously.</span></p><p>This sign is available in the following styles and sizes-</p></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Option A</span></div><div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Solid Wood or MDF block (depending on inventory) approximately 3.5-4" square. Thickness will range from .75 - 1". Can be sat on a flat surface. Indoor Use Only.</span></div><div><br></div></div><div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Option D</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Solid Wood or MDF block (depending on inventory) approximately 5" square. Thickness will range from .75 - 1". Can be sat on a flat surface. Indoor Use Only.</span></div></div><div><br></div><div><span style="color: rgb(104, 97, 88); font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Option G</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Brown framed white sign. 10x10x1. Flat surface or hung with lip on the back. Indoor Use Only.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);"><br></span></div><div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Stretched canvas stapled to wood frame in following sizes:</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">3 x 3 x 7/16</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">4 x 4 x 1.5</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">6 x 6 x 1.5</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">12 x 12 x .5</span></div><div style=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Indoor Use Only</span></div></div><div><br></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Great for farmhouse, rustic and industrial decor lovers. </span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">If you do not see what you are looking for drop us an email and we would love to work with you on a design. </span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: proxima-nova, sans-serif; color: rgb(104, 97, 88);">Handmade to order in our Michigan studio.</span></div></div>                                                                      ]]></isc:description>
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<title><![CDATA[Head Bitch in Charge H B I C Personalized Female Boss Key Chain]]></title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 7 Oct 2026 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Head-Bitch-in-Charge-H-B-I-C-Personalized-Female-Boss-Key-Chain_p_28661.html?referrer=rss"><img src="https://www.kennebug.com/assets/images/thumbnails/b0207552 hbic 826_thumbnail.png" align="right" border=0></a>For the woman who runs the show and knows it. This funny HBIC keychain spells out exactly who's in charge with the cheeky phrase “Head Bitch in Charge.” A perfectly inappropriate little badge of honor for the boss lady, manager, supervisor, business ...<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Head-Bitch-in-Charge-H-B-I-C-Personalized-Female-Boss-Key-Chain_p_28661.html?referrer=rss">[Read More]</a><br><b>Our Price:</b> $11.99 <font color="red"></font> [<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/add_cart.asp?quick=1&item_id=28661&out=1" target="_new">Add to Cart</a>]</p><br clear=all> ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Shit Creek Survivor Sign - A Humorous Badge of Resilience]]></title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 7 Oct 2026 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Shit-Creek-Survivor-Sign--A-Humorous-Badge-of-Resilience_p_28727.html?referrer=rss"><img src="https://www.kennebug.com/assets/images/thumbnails/hd159fwwd shit creek survivor_thumbnail.png" align="right" border=0></a>Celebrate overcoming life's challenges with a dose of humor using our Shit Creek Survivor sign! Featuring a bold, graphic design with the witty phrase Shit Creek Survivor and a symbolic paddle, this sign is a perfect way to acknowledge the tough time...<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Shit-Creek-Survivor-Sign--A-Humorous-Badge-of-Resilience_p_28727.html?referrer=rss">[Read More]</a><br><b>Our Price:</b> $7.99 <font color="red"></font> [<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/add_cart.asp?quick=1&item_id=28727&out=1" target="_new">Add to Cart</a>]</p><br clear=all> ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[F*ck Shit Up Cat on a Bike Sign - Ride Towards Success with Attitude]]></title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 7 Oct 2026 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Fck-Shit-Up-Cat-on-a-Bike-Sign--Ride-Towards-Success-with-Attitude_p_28729.html?referrer=rss"><img src="https://www.kennebug.com/assets/images/thumbnails/sbb-p fuck shit up cat do_thumbnail.png" align="right" border=0></a>Pedal your way to success with our Fck Shit Up Cat Bike Sign! Featuring a whimsical illustration of a determined cat riding a bicycle, accompanied by the bold and motivational phrase Fck Shit Up, this sign is a perfect blend of humor and inspiration....<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Fck-Shit-Up-Cat-on-a-Bike-Sign--Ride-Towards-Success-with-Attitude_p_28729.html?referrer=rss">[Read More]</a><br><b>Our Price:</b> $7.99 <font color="red"></font> [<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/add_cart.asp?quick=1&item_id=28729&out=1" target="_new">Add to Cart</a>]</p><br clear=all> ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 7 Oct 2026 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<pubDate>Wed, 7 Oct 2026 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Trying-To-Get-My-Shit-Together-Cat-Sign--Hilarious-Cat-Lady-Humor_p_28739.html?referrer=rss"><img src="https://www.kennebug.com/assets/images/thumbnails/hd159fw getting shit together litter box 625_thumbnail.png" align="right" border=0></a>Embrace the relatable chaos of life with our Trying To Get My Shit Together Cat Sign! Featuring a humorous illustration of a cat struggling with its litter box, alongside the relatable phrase Trying To Get My Shit Together, this sign perfectly captur...<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Trying-To-Get-My-Shit-Together-Cat-Sign--Hilarious-Cat-Lady-Humor_p_28739.html?referrer=rss">[Read More]</a><br><b>Our Price:</b> $7.99 <font color="red"></font> [<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/add_cart.asp?quick=1&item_id=28739&out=1" target="_new">Add to Cart</a>]</p><br clear=all> ]]></description>
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<isc:description><![CDATA[<div><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><p data-sourcepos="5:1-5:307">Embrace the relatable chaos of life with our "Trying To Get My Shit Together" Cat Sign! Featuring a humorous illustration of a cat struggling with its litter box, alongside the relatable phrase "Trying To Get My Shit Together," this sign perfectly captures the daily struggle for organization and composure.</p><p data-sourcepos="7:1-7:230">This sign is perfect for cat lovers, anyone who appreciates a good laugh, and those who understand the constant battle to maintain order. It's a fun and relatable piece that will spark conversations and bring a smile to your face.</p><p data-sourcepos="9:1-9:24"><strong>Customize Your Sign:</strong></p><ul data-sourcepos="11:1-13:0">
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<pubDate>Wed, 7 Oct 2026 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<pubDate>Wed, 7 Oct 2026 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Did-I-Shit-My-Pants-Today-Sign--Sarcastic-Motivation_p_28747.html?referrer=rss"><img src="https://www.kennebug.com/assets/images/thumbnails/zhps04152 shit your pants_thumbnail.png" align="right" border=0></a>When life feels like an absolute disaster, sometimes you just need a little perspective. This hilariously inappropriate sign reads, “When things seem especially rough just ask yourself ‘Did I shit my pants today?’ And if the answer is no, you’re doin...<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Did-I-Shit-My-Pants-Today-Sign--Sarcastic-Motivation_p_28747.html?referrer=rss">[Read More]</a><br><b>Our Price:</b> $9.99 <font color="red"></font> [<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/add_cart.asp?quick=1&item_id=28747&out=1" target="_new">Add to Cart</a>]</p><br clear=all> ]]></description>
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<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Did-I-Shit-My-Pants-Today-Sign--Sarcastic-Motivation_p_28747.html?referrer=rss"><img src="https://www.kennebug.com/assets/images/thumbnails/zhps04152 shit your pants_thumbnail.png" align="right" border=0></a>When life feels like an absolute disaster, sometimes you just need a little perspective. This hilariously inappropriate sign reads, “When things seem especially rough just ask yourself ‘Did I shit my pants today?’ And if the answer is no, you’re doin...<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Did-I-Shit-My-Pants-Today-Sign--Sarcastic-Motivation_p_28747.html?referrer=rss">[Read More]</a><br><b>Our Price:</b> $9.99 <font color="red"></font> [<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/add_cart.asp?quick=1&item_id=28747&out=1" target="_new">Add to Cart</a>]</p><br clear=all>]]></content:encoded>
<isc:description><![CDATA[<div><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><p data-start="82" data-end="349" class="PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer">When life feels like an absolute disaster, sometimes you just need a little perspective. This hilariously inappropriate sign reads, <strong data-start="214" data-end="349">“When things seem especially rough just ask yourself ‘Did I shit my pants today?’ And if the answer is no, you’re doing just fine.”</strong><span aria-hidden="true" class="PDq2pG_selectionAnchor"></span></p><p data-start="351" data-end="720">Equal parts motivational advice and completely ridiculous humor, this sign is perfect for anyone who appreciates sarcasm, profanity, dark humor, and unconventional words of encouragement. It’s a great conversation piece for a bathroom, office, dorm, man cave, she shed, workshop, bar area, or anywhere that could use a reminder that maybe today really isn’t <em data-start="709" data-end="715">that</em> bad.</p><p data-start="722" data-end="1054">Give it to a friend who is going through a rough patch, a coworker who survives entirely on sarcasm, or that person in your life who absolutely does not want another inspirational sign telling them to live, laugh, love. It also makes a funny birthday, housewarming, retirement, white elephant, gag, friendship, or just-because gift.</p><p data-sourcepos="5:1-5:412">


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<title><![CDATA[F*ck the Dishes Sign - Embrace Kitchen Rebellion]]></title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 7 Oct 2026 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Fck-the-Dishes-Sign--Embrace-Kitchen-Rebellion_p_28748.html?referrer=rss"><img src="https://www.kennebug.com/assets/images/thumbnails/RDM-P fuck the dishes do 2_thumbnail.jpg" align="right" border=0></a>Some nights call for a spotless kitchen. Other nights call for looking at that sink full of dishes and saying “Fuck the Dishes.” This funny sign is made for anyone who has officially run out of energy, patience, or desire to deal with one more dirty ...<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Fck-the-Dishes-Sign--Embrace-Kitchen-Rebellion_p_28748.html?referrer=rss">[Read More]</a><br><b>Our Price:</b> $9.99 <font color="red"></font> [<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/add_cart.asp?quick=1&item_id=28748&out=1" target="_new">Add to Cart</a>]</p><br clear=all> ]]></description>
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<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Fck-the-Dishes-Sign--Embrace-Kitchen-Rebellion_p_28748.html?referrer=rss"><img src="https://www.kennebug.com/assets/images/thumbnails/RDM-P fuck the dishes do 2_thumbnail.jpg" align="right" border=0></a>Some nights call for a spotless kitchen. Other nights call for looking at that sink full of dishes and saying “Fuck the Dishes.” This funny sign is made for anyone who has officially run out of energy, patience, or desire to deal with one more dirty ...<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/Fck-the-Dishes-Sign--Embrace-Kitchen-Rebellion_p_28748.html?referrer=rss">[Read More]</a><br><b>Our Price:</b> $9.99 <font color="red"></font> [<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/add_cart.asp?quick=1&item_id=28748&out=1" target="_new">Add to Cart</a>]</p><br clear=all>]]></content:encoded>
<isc:description><![CDATA[<div><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><p data-start="76" data-end="336">Some nights call for a spotless kitchen. Other nights call for looking at that sink full of dishes and saying <strong data-start="186" data-end="208">“Fuck the Dishes.”</strong> This funny sign is made for anyone who has officially run out of energy, patience, or desire to deal with one more dirty plate.</p><p data-start="338" data-end="686">With its simple farmhouse-inspired design and unapologetically sarcastic message, this sign adds a little adult humor to the kitchen without taking itself too seriously. It’s perfect for the person who loves to cook but hates the cleanup, the busy mom who has done enough for one day, or anyone who believes the dishes will still be there tomorrow.</p><p data-start="688" data-end="1025">A hilarious choice for a housewarming gift, birthday gift, hostess gift, bridal shower, newlywed gift, best friend gift, or just because you know someone whose relationship with their dishwasher is complicated. It also makes a fun addition to a coffee bar, home bar, dining area, or anywhere a little profanity and humor are appreciated.</p><p data-sourcepos="5:1-5:278">


</p><p data-start="1027" data-end="1161">Available in a variety of sizes and substrate styles so you can choose the option that works best for your space and decorating style.</p></div></div></div></div></div>                                                                                 ]]></isc:description>
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<title><![CDATA[First Of All Eat A Dick Funny Sarcastic Sign]]></title>
<link>https://www.kennebug.com/First-Of-All-Eat-A-Dick-Funny-Sarcastic-Sign_p_28749.html</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 Oct 2026 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="https://www.kennebug.com/First-Of-All-Eat-A-Dick-Funny-Sarcastic-Sign_p_28749.html?referrer=rss"><img src="https://www.kennebug.com/assets/images/thumbnails/1kb6x1 eat a dick bkg_thumbnail.png" align="right" border=0></a>Sometimes there are a few things that need to be said before the conversation can continue, and “First of All... Eat a Dick” pretty much covers it. This hilariously inappropriate sign combines a simple rustic look with the kind of blunt sarcasm that ...<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/First-Of-All-Eat-A-Dick-Funny-Sarcastic-Sign_p_28749.html?referrer=rss">[Read More]</a><br><b>Our Price:</b> $9.99 <font color="red"></font> [<a href="https://www.kennebug.com/add_cart.asp?quick=1&item_id=28749&out=1" target="_new">Add to Cart</a>]</p><br clear=all> ]]></description>
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<isc:description><![CDATA[<div><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><div style="line-height: 1.4; direction: ltr; margin-left: 0px;"><p data-start="86" data-end="374">Sometimes there are a few things that need to be said before the conversation can continue, and <strong data-start="182" data-end="214">“First of All... Eat a Dick”</strong> pretty much covers it. This hilariously inappropriate sign combines a simple rustic look with the kind of blunt sarcasm that definitely isn’t trying to behave.</p><p data-start="376" data-end="678">Perfect for anyone whose sense of humor runs heavily toward sarcastic, snarky, profane, and just a little inappropriate. It makes a funny addition to a bathroom, office, kitchen, bar area, man cave, she shed, dorm, workshop, or anywhere you want to surprise people with a completely unexpected message.</p><p data-start="680" data-end="1030">This one also makes a memorable gift for your best friend, sister, brother, coworker, spouse, or that wonderfully inappropriate person who says exactly what everyone else is thinking. Give it for a birthday, housewarming, retirement, white elephant exchange, Dirty Santa party, or simply because polite inspirational quotes aren't really their thing.</p><p data-start="828" data-end="949">


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