For those moments when sarcasm says it best.
This funny stainless steel keychain features the message:
“Did you know that if you touch your lower lip to your upper lip you will SHUT THE F*CK UP.”
Perfect for friends who love dark humor, sarcastic jokes, and unapologetically blunt comedy. It’s a hilarious little gift that’s guaranteed to get laughs.
Great for:
• Funny gag gifts • Sarcastic friends • Coworker humor gifts • Adult humor lovers • White elephant gift exchanges • Birthday gifts for friends
Made from durable stainless steel and permanently laser engraved, this keychain is built to last and keep the joke alive for years.
You can also personalize the back with a name, date, or inside joke to make it even more memorable.
• Stainless steel dog tag style keychain • Dog tag measures approximately 1 5/8" x 1" (42mm x 24mm) • 1mm thick stainless steel blank • Attached to a 1 inch stainless steel key ring • Finished size approximately 2 3/4 inches long • Laser engraving will not fade or wash off • Back side can be personalized • Made to order in our family-run Michigan USA studio
