There Is No One Else I Would Rather Raise These Asshole Kids

There Is No One Else I Would Rather Raise These Asshole Kids With Keychain - For the Partner in Crime of Parenting - Customizable Back

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Let's be real, parenting is a wild ride. And sometimes, you just need to acknowledge the chaos with a touch of humor. This keychain is for the partner who makes the madness bearable, the one you can laugh with when the kids are acting like tiny tyrants. "There Is No One Else I Would Rather Raise These Asshole Kids With" isn't just a phrase, it's a testament to your shared sanity (or lack thereof). And because we know you've got more to say about your parenting adventures, the back is ready for your personalized brand of parental solidarity. Engrave "They're lucky they're cute" or "We're in this together, even if we're both losing it" or maybe just a detailed list of your kids' most recent shenanigans. The choice is yours, you magnificent co-parent.

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Part Number: KB-DTKC-RAISE425

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Stainless steel dog tag shaped keychain
Measures roughly 2.5-2.75 inches top to bottom
Can be personalized on matte finish reverse side
Laser engraved so will not fade or rub off
Made to order in our Michigan, USA studio

Features:

"There Is No One Else I Would Rather Raise These Asshole Kids With" Engraved Front: Because honesty is the best policy (especially when it comes to parenting).
Blank Customizable Back: For your personalized brand of parental solidarity.
Durable Stainless Steel: To withstand the weight of all those parenting struggles (and triumphs).
The Perfect Gift: For the partner who makes parenting a little less insane.

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