Why you absolutely, unequivocally NEED this sign (especially if you own stock in bug spray):
It's the unvarnished truth: Finally, a piece of decor that accurately represents the glorious, yet often itchy, reality of Michigan summers. No sugar-coating here!
A badge of honor for the truly committed: You've endured the winter, and now you're enduring the summer. This sign says, "I'm a survivor, and I have the bites to prove it."
Show off your Michigan pride (and your willingness to sacrifice blood for it). That little outline of our state, looking all cool in sunglasses, is practically a monument to perseverance.
Perfect for your cottage, deck, screened-in porch (if you're lucky), or anywhere you strategically apply bug repellent.
Multiple sizes, because your mosquito bite collection varies by the square inch.
Various styles so you can choose your level of "rustic charm" vs. "I just surrendered to the bugs."
This sign is ideal for:
Any Michigan native who knows the struggle is real.
Lake house owners whose summer guests always ask if you have extra bug spray.
That friend who complains about mosquitoes but still refuses to go inside.
Anyone who thinks "nature" is great, but also appreciates a good anti-itch cream.
Yourself, because you've earned the right to display your seasonal battle scars.
So, light that bonfire, grab that citronella candle, and accept your fate. It's summer in Michigan, and the mosquitoes are throwing a party. This sign just confirms you got the invite.
