Show your love in the most brutally honest way with this “You’re an Asshole, but You’re My Asshole” stainless steel keychain. Equal parts funny and heartfelt, it’s the perfect mix of sarcasm and affection for relationships built on humor and honesty.
The keychain can be personalized on the back with a name, date, or special message to make it a truly unique keepsake. Whether you want to celebrate an anniversary, Valentine’s Day, or simply make your partner laugh, this gift will remind them that they’re yours — flaws and all.
It also makes a hilarious gift for couples, boyfriends, girlfriends, husbands, wives, or even close friends who love playful banter. Small but meaningful, it’s a daily reminder that love doesn’t always have to be serious — sometimes it’s funnier when it isn’t.
At Kennebug, our small family business in Michigan creates original designs that combine humor, sarcasm, and personalization. Each piece is made to order, ensuring every gift is unique and memorable.