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Personalized #1 Ass Kisser Keychain - Trophy Included (For the Aspiring Sycophant) - Customizable Back
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Let's face it, some people have a special talent for climbing the corporate ladder (or any ladder, really). This keychain is for those individuals. The ones who know that flattery gets you everywhere. "#1 Ass Kisser" isn't just a label, it's a career choice. It's a testament to your ability to butter up anyone with a pulse. And because we know you've got more to brag about, the back is ready for your personalized list of sycophantic achievements. Engrave "Employee of the Month (Again)" or "I'm not brown-nosing, I'm networking" or maybe just a detailed list of your favorite boss's qualities. The choice is yours, you magnificent suck-up.
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Stainless steel dog tag shaped keychain
Measures roughly 2.5-2.75 inches top to bottom
Can be personalized on matte finish reverse side
Laser engraved so will not fade or rub off
Made to order in our Michigan, USA studio
Features:
"#1 Ass Kisser" Engraved Front:
Acknowledge your…
unique
skillset.
Trophy Graphic:
Because you deserve a reward for your efforts.
Blank Customizable Back:
For your personalized shrine to flattery.
Durable Stainless Steel:
To withstand the weight of your…
enthusiasm
.
The Perfect Gift:
For that coworker who's always schmoozing the boss.
Disclaimer (Because We Don't Want To Get Sued For Defamation):
This keychain is intended for comedic purposes only. We do not condone actual ass-kissing (unless it's your job, then by all means, excel). We're not responsible for any awkward HR meetings or sudden urges to bring your boss coffee. Enjoy responsibly (or irresponsibly, but like, discreetly).
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